Probably some old kids toy begging for mercy but why not call it in, could give some copper an easy shift waiting for the bomb disposal team to turn up
We had a ticking bomb event at our infants school in the 70s, they had ordered a new clock and they sent it running so when it got there we all got evacuated just in case some IRA member decided to bomb a shitty school on shite-on-trent.
Call the Bomb squad!
Report it to the Council. Bombs should not be disposed of as mixed recyclables, they are single use items that need to go in the general waste bin.
Run
The beeper from a lime bike?
A joke my dad told me in the 1980s…
A suspicious package was found in a bin at a Dublin train station. A Garda officer looks in the bin and – when the bomb squad arrives – he tells the officer in charge:
*”It looks like a sandwich box”*
*”Is it ticking?”*
*”No – I think it’s ham and cheese”*
My dad was Irish so I think it’s okay for me to tell this one. He may have got it from Frank Carson (Northern Irish).
Rattlesnakes!
Shoplifting alarm (the individual ones that are put on bottles of alcohol). They only go off once the wire is cut off.
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Actually throwers don’t worry about ticking cause modern bombs don’t tick
It’s a sea mine.
Diabetes alarm.
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape…
À bum ?
Throwers don’t worry about ticking ‘cause modern bombs don’t tick.
Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while…it’s a dildo.
I just walked past this in real life, well maybe half an hour ago! Cannot believe this is here on Casual UK so surreal… And yes I did think ‘is it a flipping bomb, no surely not’, and walked off straight away!
Think i know what it might be, an alpha anti-theft device which has ran out of batteries, sometimes you see one in the shops ticking
Keep a watch on this bin… I’ll get my coat
Undercover Daleks
I witnessed exactly the same thing the other day but a slower tick.
I know that exact beep and its going to drive me crazy until i remember it….
Snape… snape…. severous Snape
Sounds like a Geiger counter run like fuck
SNAPE, SNAPE, SEVERUS SNAPE… DUMBLEDORE!
In a less funny idea, it sounds like a old damaged r*pe alarm I got while at school. We had one which got damaged and when you took the pin out it sounded rather like this.
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Big ass grasshopper echoing off the inside of the bin?
I’ve found the source of the ticking noise!
It’s a pipebomb!
Some kind of alarmed bike lock maybe?
The nervous bin desperately wants to commence its speech
Ahhh, bombs in bins.
That takes me back.
*That’s a pretty nice clock, wonder why they threw it out?*
https://preview.redd.it/060c1ug09kpf1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b0006b7f2fc7dc55ec8e46c782a023345a66121
Hmm not over here not over there
Discarded toy or birthday card that makes noise? Battery too low to play the whole sound but it’s trying
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
[oh my god JC, a bomb!](https://youtu.be/NG1qKzIsisU?si=RYw4OPD0exlotsbA)
Bin Laden.
It’s a Buemb you fool (inspector Cluesesu)
Is there a pelican crossing behind you?
https://preview.redd.it/3njnz5uqbkpf1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cac995df3abc620aac1c7bb38bd2456791fb6950
If in doubt call pc plod out….
Probably some old kids toy begging for mercy but why not call it in, could give some copper an easy shift waiting for the bomb disposal team to turn up
We had a ticking bomb event at our infants school in the 70s, they had ordered a new clock and they sent it running so when it got there we all got evacuated just in case some IRA member decided to bomb a shitty school on shite-on-trent.
Call the Bomb squad!
Report it to the Council. Bombs should not be disposed of as mixed recyclables, they are single use items that need to go in the general waste bin.
Run
The beeper from a lime bike?
A joke my dad told me in the 1980s…
A suspicious package was found in a bin at a Dublin train station. A Garda officer looks in the bin and – when the bomb squad arrives – he tells the officer in charge:
*”It looks like a sandwich box”*
*”Is it ticking?”*
*”No – I think it’s ham and cheese”*
My dad was Irish so I think it’s okay for me to tell this one. He may have got it from Frank Carson (Northern Irish).
Rattlesnakes!
Shoplifting alarm (the individual ones that are put on bottles of alcohol). They only go off once the wire is cut off.
[deleted]
Actually throwers don’t worry about ticking cause modern bombs don’t tick
It’s a sea mine.
Diabetes alarm.
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape…
À bum ?
Throwers don’t worry about ticking ‘cause modern bombs don’t tick.
Nine times out of ten it’s an electric razor, but every once in a while…it’s a dildo.
I just walked past this in real life, well maybe half an hour ago! Cannot believe this is here on Casual UK so surreal… And yes I did think ‘is it a flipping bomb, no surely not’, and walked off straight away!
Think i know what it might be, an alpha anti-theft device which has ran out of batteries, sometimes you see one in the shops ticking
Keep a watch on this bin… I’ll get my coat
Undercover Daleks
I witnessed exactly the same thing the other day but a slower tick.
I know that exact beep and its going to drive me crazy until i remember it….
Snape… snape…. severous Snape
Sounds like a Geiger counter run like fuck
SNAPE, SNAPE, SEVERUS SNAPE… DUMBLEDORE!
In a less funny idea, it sounds like a old damaged r*pe alarm I got while at school. We had one which got damaged and when you took the pin out it sounded rather like this.
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