What occasion would you gift corn…

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1. If it’s for anything other than a corn farmer memorial then please enlighten me 😭

2. I wouldn’t gift it, but I might lend an ear

3. “Corngratulations on your new job”

4. It works for as a gift for anyone who invites you to a dinner party.

   They won’t do that again

   Peaceful evenings at home from then on

5. I’d be delighted, ‘cos I bloody love sweetcorn.

6. When someone successfully solves a maize

7. For Harvest Festival. Churches and halls are often decorated with dried sweetcorn cobs for harvest festival.

8. Hoedown?

9. Analversary?

10. https://preview.redd.it/nxirt5efvrpf1.jpeg?width=1701&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0aa1706b31bff5969ed3a61cb6c1de8cf4e37a8f

11. Farmers wife decree absolute?

12. Many corndolances

13. I’d cornsider it if they were an amaizeing person

14. Halloween/autumn loving/pumpkin spice bitches

    It’s me. I’m Halloween/autumn loving/pumpkin spice bitches.

15. Valentine’s Day. I know it’s corny but 🤷🏻‍♂️

16. When you want to be corny

17. To anyone with chronic hay fever.

18. Harvest gifting! It’s still harvest until end of Sept I believe!

19. Country girls make do

20. Harvest festival bouquet.

21. A Korn concert.

22. Harvest festival, or Thanksgiving if you are/have American friends.

23. 14th wedding anniversary

24. When invited for a bbq? 

25. If you need to appease vengeful pagan gods, it comes in handy.

26. School Autumn/Harvest festivals are on the horizon.

27. [Yim yum.](https://www.reddit.com/r/oldpeoplefacebook/comments/7m9vas/grandma_and_korn/)

28. Sorry to ear you’re leaving.

29. 10,000 followers on only fans.

30. Perhaps in a cornucopia to celebrate harvest?

31. They make clever wedding gifts.

32. When you’re over your constipation?

33. “Aw, shucks!!”

34. I’m still laughing about someone’s kid calling it cockporn.

35. Every!! Gimme

36. It’s probably for flower arrangements rather than bouquets.

37. It’s just cornflour

38. Only if you need to summon this [guy](https://freeimage.host/i/K5fwdTG)

39. Harvest festival arrangement??

40. The card reads “Looking forward to our date see you at…”

    COB (Close of Business).

41. Corn day

42. When someone finally manages to pinch off a fat stubborn loaf.

43. A cornonation

44. omg Id so get that If I had a friend who loves corn

45. A bugery party

46. “Good luck with your vasectomy”

47. “I know it’s a bit corny, but I got you a gift ..”

48. “Shove your flowers up your arse” – maybe for a funeral for someone you didn’t like.

49. The Harvest Festival.

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