Lots of them hiding around here

by miragen125

32 comments
  1. I don’t think it is the bots that make Brussels vote on Chat Control once every few months or slash military spendings (which makes EU more America dependant).

  2. We had enough wars already. If I keep getting bacalhau, I’m staying put.

  3. No time for civil war here, makker. I’m too busy filling up my car with readily available petrol, and driving it to the grocery store to buy cheap eggs.

    [Edit] I kid. I have tons of petrol, but I don’t really need it, because the nearest grocery store is within 20 seconds cycling distance.

  4. Meanwhile I’m waiting for a civil war in America so they fall into irrelevance

  5. We hate each other. But we won’t wage war because that would disturb trade routes. So we just resort to racial slurs

  6. Brother, we already struggle enough to prevent this sub from becoming toxic because of far right ragebaiters. Let’s not add oil on the fire from the other side. I don’t want this sub to become a regular political battleground, even when I agree with the opinion of a post :/

  7. We have to release some consultation papers on the rules of the war first. The war will start in 2070.

  8. Also European politicians. “We need mass immigration!”

    ![gif](giphy|QCwrk1jxSWzz4grp0x)

  9. I propose inverting the world map so Europe’s no longer between Russia and the United States of Russia Oblast.

    Maybe that way they’ll eventually start fighting between themselves and leave us alone at the edge.

  10. This is savage thinking, being incapable of taking responsibility just like the US post 2016 election. The EU is far from unequivocally good, they do bad shit all the fucking time and it is our job to be alert and call them out for it, not blaming bots.

    And for the love of god, let’s not import the “everybody who disagrees with me is a bot” attitude. It is truly regarded

  11. Been there, done that. This is so last century, come on

  12. Which is ironic because both US and Russia are magnitudes closer to a civil war than EU

  13. Fools, they don’t know we already hate (platonically) our very neighbours. Oligarchs bots are barely effective

  14. Maga bots, more like russian bots but acting like americunts

  15. Civil war in europe? What a silly idea. War in europe will not just be in europe. The 30 year war, Napoleonic war, the Reconquista, both world wars, not to mention the cold war. A war in europe means somewhere in the world there would also be war.

    Heck look at the American independence war, the UK and France trying to one up another.

  16. Kremlin is probably fuming Tommy’s Rally was largely peaceful and Trump is cosying up to Keir even more. Makes me laugh.

  17. Honestly both Russia and America are sooooo much closer to a civil war than any country in europe is right now

  18. I’m not hiding, you just didn’t give me some offensive soviet or toilet stealing flair yet 🙁
    And I don’t want to look like yank

  19. In Germany We have to work 48 hours soon , we don’t have time for civil war atm

  20. Funny, I am thinking the same about them, and they seem way closer to it.

  21. They still believe the colour revolutions that happened between the 80s-90s were initiated by the fucking CIA like it’s a James Bond movie we’re living in and not real life

    Lol, lmao even

  22. eu collapse is my wet dream (right after macron exécution) as a frenchmen

  23. The real war happens in the med, native pigs vs invading guns

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