It appears to be a lemon mate. Maybe you could make some lemonade?
If it is a sparkler then could be lids trying to do that thing where you make fruit burn really hot. I remember hearing something about shoving sparklers into bananas wrapped in foil to make a rudimentary thermite. Was likely schoolyard horseshit mind
Looks like a hand gre(lemon)ade to me, has a recent relationship turned sour?
Homemade battery
Looks like life gave you a lemon. I think you know what to do.
“Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
Its a science project. A lemon battery most likely
I’ll add some spice, kids across the road were throwing fruit across the road to each other, multiple hit around my house and car, this landed deep enough into our garden that it seems intentional.
But yes, it is indeed a lemon, not sure how much lemonade I can make with it though
Citrus crimes have been the rise lately across the country but the government are covering it up.
Cheltenham is having real issues with kids being stopped and searched for contraband satsumas. I even saw a Facebook post that Sharon shared so it has to be true.
One pensioner in Louth even had the misfortune to be on the receiving end of a grapefruit.
What is the world coming to when lemons are being weaponised and used against the innocent public?
Whatever you do, don’t start selling lemonade. You’ll only get ducks walking up asking if you’ve got any grapes.
Its a combustible lemon, courtesy of Cave Johnson
Is your neighbour Cave Johnson?
When life gives you lemons, make lemongrenade.
Dont touch it that was Black magic
Exploding lemon from a portal fan ?
It’s bait to lure lemon stealing whores.
Must have dropped it in the commotion
There’s a lemon behind that lemon-shaped rock. Must be from Springfield. Curse those handsome devils.
I’m sorry to say mate, someone was trying to burn your house down
Safety first. Get a pair of gloves on. I like your thinking.
When life gives you lemons, turn them into batteries.
*”When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”* – Cave Johnson, Portal 2
Lemon DB300h. More common in Japanese markets. Do a Car Vertical check before committing, might have had a hard life, early hybrid batteries are known to pack up
A COMBUSTABLE LEMON!
Home made fruit hand grenade. A…. lemonade… I believe.
it’s what it looks like OP (what other people have said already), good call with the PPE though, we dont want another salisbury type event on our hands. But it’s a lemon skin.
Free lemon
Wait a minute… there’s a rock behind that lemon!
Somewhere nearby, a camper van has run out of battery.
It’s a message from Cave Johnson, he has had enough & did pursue the goal of doing a combustible lemon
You might want to see a doctor about your hand, mate.
A sparkler? How in the world did you come to that conclusion
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It appears to be a lemon mate. Maybe you could make some lemonade?
If it is a sparkler then could be lids trying to do that thing where you make fruit burn really hot. I remember hearing something about shoving sparklers into bananas wrapped in foil to make a rudimentary thermite. Was likely schoolyard horseshit mind
Looks like a hand gre(lemon)ade to me, has a recent relationship turned sour?
Homemade battery
Looks like life gave you a lemon. I think you know what to do.
“Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
Its a science project. A lemon battery most likely
I’ll add some spice, kids across the road were throwing fruit across the road to each other, multiple hit around my house and car, this landed deep enough into our garden that it seems intentional.
But yes, it is indeed a lemon, not sure how much lemonade I can make with it though
Sonce when was Cave Johnson still around???
https://preview.redd.it/922j8jds3vqf1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a906f0590d95e7ed8ac84cb9ed39076a6eeb2b8c
You’re evidently neighbours with Cave Johnson
I think we’ve found [Cave Johnson](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt6iTwVIiMM)’s neighbour, folks.
Dog nappers hun, shared in Skegness. Stay safe.
Citrus crimes have been the rise lately across the country but the government are covering it up.
Cheltenham is having real issues with kids being stopped and searched for contraband satsumas. I even saw a Facebook post that Sharon shared so it has to be true.
One pensioner in Louth even had the misfortune to be on the receiving end of a grapefruit.
What is the world coming to when lemons are being weaponised and used against the innocent public?
Whatever you do, don’t start selling lemonade. You’ll only get ducks walking up asking if you’ve got any grapes.
Its a combustible lemon, courtesy of Cave Johnson
Is your neighbour Cave Johnson?
When life gives you lemons, make lemongrenade.
Dont touch it that was Black magic
Exploding lemon from a portal fan ?
It’s bait to lure lemon stealing whores.
Must have dropped it in the commotion
There’s a lemon behind that lemon-shaped rock. Must be from Springfield. Curse those handsome devils.
I’m sorry to say mate, someone was trying to burn your house down
Safety first. Get a pair of gloves on. I like your thinking.
When life gives you lemons, turn them into batteries.
*”When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”* – Cave Johnson, Portal 2
Lemon DB300h. More common in Japanese markets. Do a Car Vertical check before committing, might have had a hard life, early hybrid batteries are known to pack up
A COMBUSTABLE LEMON!
Home made fruit hand grenade. A…. lemonade… I believe.
it’s what it looks like OP (what other people have said already), good call with the PPE though, we dont want another salisbury type event on our hands. But it’s a lemon skin.
Free lemon
Wait a minute… there’s a rock behind that lemon!
Somewhere nearby, a camper van has run out of battery.
It’s a message from Cave Johnson, he has had enough & did pursue the goal of doing a combustible lemon
You might want to see a doctor about your hand, mate.
A sparkler? How in the world did you come to that conclusion
That’s a lemon
An elementary lemon battery.
Well, when life gives you lemon batteries.
Vegan Grenade
[Is that a sparkler?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4N8VanGE_Y)
Well you know what they say…
“It’s a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden” -lister, red dwarf
A lemon grenade?
Clearly a lemonade…
If it was a cherry I’d have said its a ‘ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb’
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
It’s a lemon entry, my dear Watson.
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