To The Left It Is Then 🍺 by JimiJab Tags:Casual UKUnited Kingdom 24 comments It’s a no brainer unless the pub is a weatherspoons then we all know where the toilets are What’s at the top of the hill? The hill sounds more affordable in the current climate. If the hill is that fxcking massive, one can only hope the climb is worth it. I hate ‘funny’ pub signs. “Husband creche” “Soup of the day: Gin” “Free beer, topless barmaids and false advertising.” Fuck off. To be honest, I’d be up for the massive fucking hill and then having a pint when I get back down. Can’t beat a post-hike pint. Why bother to use a swear word if you’re going to censor it? Just use a different word, nobody will mind. Is that Malvern? Was there this summer! Of course it’s never one ‘nice pint’, it’s several nice pints whereupon it all goes downhill from there… Great Malvern if anyone is wondering. The unicorn has an interesting history, was the watering hole of both C.S. Lewis and J.R.R. Tolkien Presumably Pint(s) -> Hill -> Hill -> Pint(s) is also popular Malvern, that’s a brilliant pub I’d just stay in the left for a dozen or so pick me ups! Fuck that hill! This is the crossroads where you lose the slightly insufferable members of your group. British marketing at its best. Fun fact, J.R.R Tolkien and C.S Lewis used to drink at that pub. Always left. Unless pub is right. Then right. Hill can go to hell until after the pub and I go on one of my life altering adventures Excellent advertising. Spent New Years in the Unicron once a long, long time ago. Nice pub. This sign works for most Malvern pubs. I’m sorry but I don’t wanna be fucked by any hill nevermind a massive one. Haha spent many nights in this pub! Is that in Malvern? “One way’s heaven, and the other… probably best not to think about that right now, but it’s FUCKING HORRIBLE. Yeah?” Comments are closed.
I hate ‘funny’ pub signs. “Husband creche” “Soup of the day: Gin” “Free beer, topless barmaids and false advertising.” Fuck off.
To be honest, I’d be up for the massive fucking hill and then having a pint when I get back down. Can’t beat a post-hike pint.
Why bother to use a swear word if you’re going to censor it? Just use a different word, nobody will mind.
Of course it’s never one ‘nice pint’, it’s several nice pints whereupon it all goes downhill from there…
Great Malvern if anyone is wondering. The unicorn has an interesting history, was the watering hole of both C.S. Lewis and J.R.R. Tolkien
Always left. Unless pub is right. Then right. Hill can go to hell until after the pub and I go on one of my life altering adventures
“One way’s heaven, and the other… probably best not to think about that right now, but it’s FUCKING HORRIBLE. Yeah?”
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It’s a no brainer unless the pub is a weatherspoons then we all know where the toilets are
What’s at the top of the hill?
The hill sounds more affordable in the current climate.
If the hill is that fxcking massive, one can only hope the climb is worth it.
I hate ‘funny’ pub signs.
“Husband creche”
“Soup of the day: Gin”
“Free beer, topless barmaids and false advertising.”
Fuck off.
To be honest, I’d be up for the massive fucking hill and then having a pint when I get back down. Can’t beat a post-hike pint.
Why bother to use a swear word if you’re going to censor it? Just use a different word, nobody will mind.
Is that Malvern? Was there this summer!
Of course it’s never one ‘nice pint’, it’s several nice pints whereupon it all goes downhill from there…
Great Malvern if anyone is wondering. The unicorn has an interesting history, was the watering hole of both C.S. Lewis and J.R.R. Tolkien
Presumably Pint(s) -> Hill -> Hill -> Pint(s) is also popular
Malvern, that’s a brilliant pub
I’d just stay in the left for a dozen or so pick me ups! Fuck that hill!
This is the crossroads where you lose the slightly insufferable members of your group.
British marketing at its best.
Fun fact, J.R.R Tolkien and C.S Lewis used to drink at that pub.
Always left. Unless pub is right. Then right. Hill can go to hell until after the pub and I go on one of my life altering adventures
Excellent advertising.
Spent New Years in the Unicron once a long, long time ago. Nice pub.
This sign works for most Malvern pubs.
I’m sorry but I don’t wanna be fucked by any hill nevermind a massive one.
Haha spent many nights in this pub!
Is that in Malvern?
“One way’s heaven, and the other… probably best not to think about that right now, but it’s FUCKING HORRIBLE. Yeah?”
Comments are closed.