U.S. Director of Podcasting

Posted by Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

40 comments

  2. Seems like the type of person to eat pizza with a knife and fork. He should get a horse, go live in the mountains some place and don’t bother anybody.

  3. The shooter was dead so there really isn’t going to be an investigation. There also is no one to dispute evidence tampering either.

  8. I feel like this shit should warrant a couple of furrowed brows on capitol hill.

  9. If he knows he has a presidential pardon (most of these mosquitoes do, if they play their cards right) coming to them, idk why he doesn’t just lay into it all

  10. Must suck to constantly have one eye looking at your own nose. Always looks like someone just hit him over the head with a frying pan. Doink!!

  11. Why does he always look like a guy caught masturbating in every photo?

  12. Why does his picture always look like he’s in way over his head and has no idea how he got such an important position and has no clue what to do but will fake it anyway

  14. Anybody seen bongino anywhere? Seems like it’s been a while

  15. Dude is the best failure since that epa director from the first administration. Patel go back to getting tea bagged at the local mma gym stay in your lane and do what’s best for you.

  16. He always looks like he’s playing Just The Tip

  17. Just hope whoever is taking orders to make up and plant false evidence is keeping a well documented paperwork trail of the orders to make up and plant false evidence for future use.

  18. He always looks like he’s playing Just The Tip

  20. It would be so easy to fake this sort of evidence.

  21. What he struggling to swallow here, looks like he’s bitten into something very unpalatable ?

  25. He always has that look on his face like he knows exactly who shat their pants.

  30. Is it even possible for this guy to make a face that doesn’t belong in a meme?

  33. I can’t even take this guy seriously, not just because he’s such a joke, but because he looks like a Jim Henson puppet dressed in a suit and not a good one. I would trust nearly any muppets (Kermit, Piggy, Animal, Big Bird, Oscar, any member of Fraggle Rock, literally any muppet character more than I trust Kash), even the villains in Dark Crystal, more than I trust him. Those villains at least were interesting, he’s the basic bitch of knock off muppets, no originality, just someone trying to jump in on the coattails of Jim Hensons genius with enough differences to avoid copyright law, in a suit, and twice as dumb.

  34. TIL he’s an actual lawyer and prosecutor. Nothing he’s done has made me believe he was one.

  35. If only someone can convince him to tweet the epstein files…

  36. That guy always looks like he’s seconds away from pulling up a trashcan and shitting directly in it.

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  40. Why does he always look like he’s literally shitting himself.

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