It’s a sense of freedom you don’t get with other holidays.
That’s taking the Wizz.
Ah. I’ve had much experience with Wizz air.
Their dildo pink planes
With cabin crew who undertook their customer services training in the gulag.
No, let’s not do a load of speed and trap ourselves in an aeroplane and go flying about.
Ye gods, can you imagine the noise?
This is “Spaff on my tits minibuses” all over again
They spoke to the Susan Album Party people didn’t they.
#susanalbumparty
I Wizzed my pants when we flew over France
You can imagine the conversation that took place!!! A bit like when Aviva insurance was choosing the name of their Norwich City Mascot. They must have debated Aviva Beaver but … nah …. went with Lima!!
Dont whizz on the electric fence
It sets reasonable expectations for their service.
Failed ideas include “Wizz on my face” and “Let’s get Wizzical”
“Wizz off.” Feels like it may have had more relatable clout?
It’s kinda refreshing – a breath of fresh air amongst all the po-paced PR campaigns.
Gives a real sense of speed, too.
Let them cook 🙂
I think in years gone by there was a now defunct computer firm called wang computers, the story goes that their service department decided on the tag line of “Wang cares” and wanted the phone answered with that line, obviously the UK base tried to point out the issue with that….
You get fined for doing that..
They do it on purpose!
“a sense of freedom” until you get arrested for a public order offence!
Good lord, 86 pages of marketing brainrot just to get to the explanation of “some zoomer suggested it and laughed, we arent sure why”.
I need to wizz so bad right now
I feel obliged to mention SCAT Airlines at this point.
Sorted for E’s and WIZZ
I too enjoy having the freedom to wizz where I want. Too many places force you into designated wizz areas nowadays…
On topic: I would not be surprised if the UK tram was consulted. Better question is, was this the UK teams suggestion, or did they just pull the straightest face they could when reporting back there would be no issues/other connotations for it in the UK?
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someone there knew EXACTLY what they were doing.
I bet they paid some agency in Shoreditch £2m for that
Someone must’ve been taking the piss
You fell for it
To Wizz or not to Wizz…
https://youtube.com/shorts/h0pvi6raen4
It’s a sense of freedom you don’t get with other holidays.
That’s taking the Wizz.
Ah. I’ve had much experience with Wizz air.
Their dildo pink planes
With cabin crew who undertook their customer services training in the gulag.
No, let’s not do a load of speed and trap ourselves in an aeroplane and go flying about.
Ye gods, can you imagine the noise?
This is “Spaff on my tits minibuses” all over again
They spoke to the Susan Album Party people didn’t they.
#susanalbumparty
I Wizzed my pants when we flew over France
You can imagine the conversation that took place!!! A bit like when Aviva insurance was choosing the name of their Norwich City Mascot. They must have debated Aviva Beaver but … nah …. went with Lima!!
Dont whizz on the electric fence
It sets reasonable expectations for their service.
Failed ideas include “Wizz on my face” and “Let’s get Wizzical”
“Wizz off.” Feels like it may have had more relatable clout?
It’s kinda refreshing – a breath of fresh air amongst all the po-paced PR campaigns.
Gives a real sense of speed, too.
Let them cook 🙂
I think in years gone by there was a now defunct computer firm called wang computers, the story goes that their service department decided on the tag line of “Wang cares” and wanted the phone answered with that line, obviously the UK base tried to point out the issue with that….
You get fined for doing that..
They do it on purpose!
“a sense of freedom” until you get arrested for a public order offence!
Good lord, 86 pages of marketing brainrot just to get to the explanation of “some zoomer suggested it and laughed, we arent sure why”.
I need to wizz so bad right now
I feel obliged to mention SCAT Airlines at this point.
Sorted for E’s and WIZZ
I too enjoy having the freedom to wizz where I want. Too many places force you into designated wizz areas nowadays…
On topic: I would not be surprised if the UK tram was consulted. Better question is, was this the UK teams suggestion, or did they just pull the straightest face they could when reporting back there would be no issues/other connotations for it in the UK?
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