Nicole Kidman And Keith Urban Separated, Keith’s Decision

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1. Wow! Gossip sites have hinted at marriage troubles for years but this time it’s apparently accurate.

2. I’m available Nicole 🙄 just saying

3. I’ll take her to the movies. Sometimes heartbreak feels good in a place like this.

4. Jimmy Fallon now’s your chance!

5. She’s certainly chosen some interesting men in her day.

6. If they can’t make it work, who can?

7. Keith must’ve been jealous of all the attention AMC Theater gave her.

8. Married since 2006. They gave it a good run.

9. I don’t believe in anything anymore. Love is dead.

10. Love is truly dead.

11. I audibly gasped seeing the headline. Nicole and Keith just seemed like that one Hollywood couple that would last forever.

12. She had better hair, and he couldn’t deal with that.

13. This is unfortunate. They seemed very happy. But, behind the scenes who knows.

14. He is now Keith Suburban

15. Fell to my knees at Walmart

16. She’s always filming and he tours a lot. It’s looked like they avoided each other unless there’s a red carpet. I have no idea who raises their kids or if they have a system of one parent home.

17. Jimmy Fallon has entered the chat

18. I predicted a spate of divorces if Bennifer didn’t hold. Their love was the bedrock of hope for so many in Hollywood. Once that fairytale fractured, the dam broke loose.

19. Ohhhhhhh

    Wow! Did not see this coming!

20. I am SO SAD to read this honestly

21. The plastic on theirs faces kept sticking will trying to kiss.

22. Keith’s Decision, by the way. Totally didn’t get dumped or anything

23. Wow that’s wild. Wonder what makes people spilt after such a long time

24. Oh dear God, Keith, don’t show up next week on Page Six with a 21-year old “old soul” model.

    Well, is Lenny still free? Maybe a Nicole and Lenny reunion?

25. After everything they went through when they first got married I thought they’d actually stay together.

26. This is a shocker! I feel bad for their kids having to deal with this. It will be a hot topic for a while I think.

27. Oh that makes me sad. I liked them.

28. Hope she takes his cap and leaves his sweater; seems like they have nothing left to weather.

29. Hey Nicole, how are you? Let’s go out bowling

30. Who gets the plastic surgeon

31. Keith probably saw Babygirl and called it

32. That actually makes me sad. I liked them together.

    They had a good run.

    Maybe they’ll pull a Ben Stiller/Christine Taylor.

33. With the amount of TV and movies she’s in she’s probably away from home 362 days of the year. And he’s touring and getting blonde streaks put in, so is also quite busy.

34. Attorney’s opening remarks: We come to this place…

35. This is up there with Colin Firths wife cheating on him with her stalker for headlines I never thought I’d see.

36. Are both their faces melting?

37. Pete Davidson begins stretching…

38. He finally watched “Babygirl” and decided he would rather leave her than tell her how bad it was.

39. 20 years that’s sad

40. Read she didn’t want it His idea He must have that midlife sidepiece

41. What’s recent video he released (don’t ask, I can’t do country music) was pretty weird for a married guy. He’s playing guitar in a circle of young coeds. They’re all dancing in a circle.

    This wasn’t a video that a married middle age father releases if he wants to stay a married middle age father.

    This was a midlife crisis kind of video

42. First Lonnie and Burt. Don and Melanie. And now this???

43. Keith got tired of wearing lift shoes while standing next to her?

44. I got really high one time, put a grilled cheese sandwich in my VCR and came away thinking Kidman should have won an Oscar

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