I know that the offer is not wide and that there are a lot of nationalities missing, but I thought that maybe my humour is too stupid and autistic so I stopped, and I am also lazy.
Francine, despite the stink
Yeah, it’s gonna be Inge.
I mean honestly if it’s “platonic love” as in the “I love them like a brother” best friend that’s virtually family sort of thing, Barry here isn’t actually a bad pick.
Joana with a side of Barry…..fuck I’m a steryotype.
Hans. me and him would make a good team, then I’ll eventually get with Barry when our relationship is failing
Im down for Hans, I like to conduct my 2hr long hike for first dates in complete silence, with occasional condescending looks, eye rolling and sharing a Ritter Sport, of a flavour neither one of us actually likes, but is willing to suffer to demonstrate a show of adhering to our dying cultural stereotypes.
Later on we can pick the Zecken from each others asses and reminisce about that time our Omas would pick them out using oil, an open flame and smear Quark over the wound… before forcing us to drink Moor mud.
No need to go past the first choice.
I like the spanish anger, it makes me feel alive *and* I need the German down to earth autism to cope with the spanish yapping by having a 2 hour hike
I made the mistake of settling for Inge even though Hans is obviously my soulmate
Francine. We need some healthy protesting around my parts.
I stopped at Hans
Inge, bonus points if she sounds like femke bol as she makes me laugh
I stopped at Inge. Good luck guys.
Unironically, Hans’ date sounds nice.
I’d start a love triangle with Francine and Barry.
Can I have a sexy booby cashier from Żabka please
Stopped at Inge, she’s good enough. Wouldn’t have minded Maria but I’m following the rules.
Hans all day long. Doesnt talk much. Likes sausage.
Ueli, didn’t even read the bio
Eva Verte. the bulletpoints are not great to say the least, but goddamn she’s beautiful.
Gimme Inge. I have earplugs, and can spank.
Was swiping for Scandinavians and got Barry instead
Joana. First of all, with that moustache she knows some top-tier barbers. Secondly she lives in Luxembourg, so she is loaded. And when she gets her daily temper tantrum she becomes my little leprechaun piggy bank, because when she stamps her feet, 500-euro notes materialise.
And if she gets too obstreperous, I remind her of the 7:1.
I stopped at Hans and don’t regret it.
Maria was ok, but honestly we already have a lot of those in Italy too so whatever.
(Yes I know, ahahah classic Italian, side-switching even in romance, I would never have guessed. I made the joke myself so you don’t have to.)
As a Dutch woman, I’ll settle with Hans… sounds like he’s my soulmate
I’m glad I picked Hans.
I’ll drive him mad being late
I stopped at Joana. Fuck it, rather safe then Sorry, and a little mustache aint bad.
Ah man, Maria is also a keeper.
Very happy to have stopped with Maria, but I guess I need to work on my language skills. What’s “Gibraltar” in Spanish?
I was going with Switzerland but then I saw the last line. I just want to be rich 🙁
I **knew** I shouldn’t have stopped at Inge and went to the end!
Thank God I swiped to the end
Maria. Like i give a fuck what she says. Her loud noises are intimidating enough for other people to leave me alone.
Inge. No discussion.
And as a bisexual I also choose Barry, 63
I don’t see myself therefore I don’t like it
Barry, i mean it has it’s downside but the banter at the bar is worth it
Hans till the end of the world for me.
Knew it was worth swpiping till the end 👍
Joana my beloved
Barry 63 got all that i want. No homo just the full pack
Sorry I have high standards I only date within my family
Inge; but she klaps me
Saved the best for last eh?
I would take the yuppie, nothing more hot than a swiss rich sugar daddy
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I know that the offer is not wide and that there are a lot of nationalities missing, but I thought that maybe my humour is too stupid and autistic so I stopped, and I am also lazy.
Francine, despite the stink
Yeah, it’s gonna be Inge.
I mean honestly if it’s “platonic love” as in the “I love them like a brother” best friend that’s virtually family sort of thing, Barry here isn’t actually a bad pick.
Joana with a side of Barry…..fuck I’m a steryotype.
Hans. me and him would make a good team, then I’ll eventually get with Barry when our relationship is failing
Im down for Hans, I like to conduct my 2hr long hike for first dates in complete silence, with occasional condescending looks, eye rolling and sharing a Ritter Sport, of a flavour neither one of us actually likes, but is willing to suffer to demonstrate a show of adhering to our dying cultural stereotypes.
Later on we can pick the Zecken from each others asses and reminisce about that time our Omas would pick them out using oil, an open flame and smear Quark over the wound… before forcing us to drink Moor mud.
No need to go past the first choice.
I like the spanish anger, it makes me feel alive *and* I need the German down to earth autism to cope with the spanish yapping by having a 2 hour hike
I made the mistake of settling for Inge even though Hans is obviously my soulmate
Francine. We need some healthy protesting around my parts.
I stopped at Hans
Inge, bonus points if she sounds like femke bol as she makes me laugh
I stopped at Inge. Good luck guys.
Unironically, Hans’ date sounds nice.
I’d start a love triangle with Francine and Barry.
Can I have a sexy booby cashier from Żabka please
Stopped at Inge, she’s good enough. Wouldn’t have minded Maria but I’m following the rules.
Hans all day long. Doesnt talk much. Likes sausage.
Ueli, didn’t even read the bio
Eva Verte. the bulletpoints are not great to say the least, but goddamn she’s beautiful.
Gimme Inge. I have earplugs, and can spank.
Was swiping for Scandinavians and got Barry instead
Joana. First of all, with that moustache she knows some top-tier barbers. Secondly she lives in Luxembourg, so she is loaded. And when she gets her daily temper tantrum she becomes my little leprechaun piggy bank, because when she stamps her feet, 500-euro notes materialise.
And if she gets too obstreperous, I remind her of the 7:1.
I stopped at Hans and don’t regret it.
Maria was ok, but honestly we already have a lot of those in Italy too so whatever.
(Yes I know, ahahah classic Italian, side-switching even in romance, I would never have guessed. I made the joke myself so you don’t have to.)
As a Dutch woman, I’ll settle with Hans… sounds like he’s my soulmate
I’m glad I picked Hans.
I’ll drive him mad being late
I stopped at Joana. Fuck it, rather safe then Sorry, and a little mustache aint bad.
Ah man, Maria is also a keeper.
Very happy to have stopped with Maria, but I guess I need to work on my language skills. What’s “Gibraltar” in Spanish?
I was going with Switzerland but then I saw the last line. I just want to be rich 🙁
I **knew** I shouldn’t have stopped at Inge and went to the end!
Thank God I swiped to the end
Maria. Like i give a fuck what she says. Her loud noises are intimidating enough for other people to leave me alone.
Inge. No discussion.
And as a bisexual I also choose Barry, 63
I don’t see myself therefore I don’t like it
Barry, i mean it has it’s downside but the banter at the bar is worth it
Hans till the end of the world for me.
Knew it was worth swpiping till the end 👍
Joana my beloved
Barry 63 got all that i want. No homo just the full pack
Sorry I have high standards I only date within my family
Inge; but she klaps me
Saved the best for last eh?
I would take the yuppie, nothing more hot than a swiss rich sugar daddy
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