He looks like he lied during his job interview and has been emotionaly struggling to keep his compose as people around him are starting to figuring it out!
Because he’s absolutely clueless and has no business being in that position and nobody knows that more than Kashout Patel, so you are literally seeing a deer caught in headlights
Leave us out of this.
The face of a man completely and utterly out of his depth.
Cocaine
He probably has always just done something he could be jailed for.
The Clockwork Orange chair does a number keeping your eyelids open for that long.
Kal Penn would kill a skit where he pretended to be Kash
John Oliver said it best.
Kash Patel looks like he just walked in on his parents… fucking a horse.
Interestingly, I’ve recently seen a bunch of photos where he was wearing his cringy looking “KASH $” hoodie he clearly designed himself and he looks very relaxed for once. He looks like a complete idiot, though wearing some oversized Roca-Wear style hoodie as someone who is now the head of the FBI.
Drugs
Coke Face
That’s his Pikachu face for being so deep in a nazi state as a brown man with the realization setting in that after his usefulness is finished, he’s *finished*.
Edit: grammar
It’s the rectal probe trump controls
Christ, this guys fucking face is so annoying to look at
Because he’s totally unqualified for the job he’s in. An extremely dangerous position to sit in. And likely drugs used to cope
That or it could be his testicles are still trying to descend and one got caught up .
I heard he just wants one Pepsi.
Because he is a terrible liar.
I would love to sit at a poker table with him…
RFK Jr.’s brain worm found a new host
Because he doesn’t have a fucking clue as to what he’s doing!
He always looks like he just discovered a finger in his ass
The first crazy person I ever saw in real life was a guy who murdered his dad and mom over five bucks for gas. He had the same eyes I think that’s called mania or something.
When you’re a podcaster and a YouTube personality that gets promoted to the head of one of the most powerful branches of domestic law enforcement, you might feel a little out of your depth. I’d love to play poker with him sometime.
100% his mother crushed and snorted Tylenol
“The psychopathic stare” 💀
Everyone in this administration is kind of weird looking, aren’t they?
A million magic crystals, pretty, pure, and white…
SPEED! he is super cranked out on adderall is my guess
The administration is famously filled to the brim with drug addicts. So that likely plays a sizeable part
I’ve seen countless commercials about bulging eyes. There is medication for that. I’m sure he has insurance unlike 1000s of Americans who cannot afford insurance or any form of medical care.
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Because he is.
Ketamine, probably.
White lines
“Only pays in” Kash Patel
Heavy nasal ingested drug use
Looks more like a startled dildo.
He looks like he lied during his job interview and has been emotionaly struggling to keep his compose as people around him are starting to figuring it out!
Because he’s absolutely clueless and has no business being in that position and nobody knows that more than Kashout Patel, so you are literally seeing a deer caught in headlights
Leave us out of this.
The face of a man completely and utterly out of his depth.
Cocaine
He probably has always just done something he could be jailed for.
The Clockwork Orange chair does a number keeping your eyelids open for that long.
Kal Penn would kill a skit where he pretended to be Kash
John Oliver said it best.
Kash Patel looks like he just walked in on his parents… fucking a horse.
Interestingly, I’ve recently seen a bunch of photos where he was wearing his cringy looking “KASH $” hoodie he clearly designed himself and he looks very relaxed for once. He looks like a complete idiot, though wearing some oversized Roca-Wear style hoodie as someone who is now the head of the FBI.
Drugs
Coke Face
That’s his Pikachu face for being so deep in a nazi state as a brown man with the realization setting in that after his usefulness is finished, he’s *finished*.
Edit: grammar
It’s the rectal probe trump controls
Christ, this guys fucking face is so annoying to look at
Because he’s totally unqualified for the job he’s in. An extremely dangerous position to sit in. And likely drugs used to cope
That or it could be his testicles are still trying to descend and one got caught up .
I heard he just wants one Pepsi.
Because he is a terrible liar.
I would love to sit at a poker table with him…
RFK Jr.’s brain worm found a new host
Because he doesn’t have a fucking clue as to what he’s doing!
https://preview.redd.it/sot5jmsklitf1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51807c8de8f041d284979e5c07ca0d26aa50cd3d
Most likely is some endochrine imbalance like Graves Disease.. Of course, it could just be genetics, but it is very striking in it’s appearance.
Permafried. He has to be, to say the stupid shit he does.
Kash me outside…rummaging through your garbage like a racoon…
https://preview.redd.it/r9z19r2xlitf1.jpeg?width=917&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=670a3371f5bd5bf29a0e224333a3641a0f7c414c
He always looks like he just discovered a finger in his ass
The first crazy person I ever saw in real life was a guy who murdered his dad and mom over five bucks for gas. He had the same eyes I think that’s called mania or something.
When you’re a podcaster and a YouTube personality that gets promoted to the head of one of the most powerful branches of domestic law enforcement, you might feel a little out of your depth. I’d love to play poker with him sometime.
100% his mother crushed and snorted Tylenol
“The psychopathic stare” 💀
Everyone in this administration is kind of weird looking, aren’t they?
A million magic crystals, pretty, pure, and white…
SPEED! he is super cranked out on adderall is my guess
The administration is famously filled to the brim with drug addicts. So that likely plays a sizeable part
I’ve seen countless commercials about bulging eyes. There is medication for that. I’m sure he has insurance unlike 1000s of Americans who cannot afford insurance or any form of medical care.
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