Why does this asshole even want a peace prize? He thrives on conflict and acrimony. He rapes and sexually assaults women unapologetically. He fomented a coup on Jan 6. He is an agent of hatred and proud stupidity. Does he want it just because Obama had one? Is that the only reason?
Finally, someone brave enough to expose Big Nobel.
If they’re going to give him one they may as well give one to Netanyahu.
But he brokered peace between Narnia and Albania, and he got the highest score ever recorded on the Definitely No Signs of Dementia Here, Buddy! (TM) test. It’s not fair!
Trump says he deserves the peace prize. The only thing the evil crook deserves is a jail sentence.
Nobody in this world – except The orange CONMAN – would ever get the idea that this POS had a chance of getting the Nobel Prize for anything
“The Nobel Peace Prize is a sham — everyone knows it. We created a much better, more respected. You can feel it inside you, it’s real. the RADICAL LEFT HATE this incredible award — thank you!”
I’m glad I saw that satire tag because this is 100% believable. The Onion type headlines just read like actual news coverage these days. There used to be a Facebook tag group that was something like “we have murdered satire and sit on it like a corps throne” or something close to that. Pretty accurate.
He wants one because Obama won one.
It is his way of saying he is better or at the very least equal to Obama. He is a petty person, has always been.
Hope Obama would take a picture and hold up his Nobel and post to ~~Twitter~~ shitter.
Anyone wanna take bets on when the USA will have something like a “global peace prize” with a very obvious first time awardee, and gets hailed as being bigger and better (than anyone’s ever seen) than the Nobel peace prize?
I knew he’d handle the loss in a predictably gracious manner.
This is absolutely something he could have said, and FOX would publish it.
Smart people don’t like Trump.
They have no reason to, because there’s nothing to like.
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… and at that moment, the war on peace began.
“hey Russia, you need to find me 11,780 votes”
Why does this asshole even want a peace prize? He thrives on conflict and acrimony. He rapes and sexually assaults women unapologetically. He fomented a coup on Jan 6. He is an agent of hatred and proud stupidity. Does he want it just because Obama had one? Is that the only reason?
Finally, someone brave enough to expose Big Nobel.
If they’re going to give him one they may as well give one to Netanyahu.
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We laugh but this is how this moron thinks.
Orange shit stain says what
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Damn this timeline. Can’t tell if this an actual headline or satire.
Have you ever noticed that Trump is a combination of all the bad kids from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory plus the Oompa Loompas?
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This is just his Veruca Salt moment of demanding the golden goose.
Thank God you wrote satire, I actually didn’t know if it was or not which is incredibly sad
“TEN BILLION TRILLION PERCENT TARIFFS ON NORWAY!”
Well played, you made me go look. Satire is too close to reality these days.
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But he brokered peace between Narnia and Albania, and he got the highest score ever recorded on the Definitely No Signs of Dementia Here, Buddy! (TM) test. It’s not fair!
Trump says he deserves the peace prize. The only thing the evil crook deserves is a jail sentence.
Nobody in this world – except The orange CONMAN – would ever get the idea that this POS had a chance of getting the Nobel Prize for anything
“The Nobel Peace Prize is a sham — everyone knows it. We created a much better, more respected. You can feel it inside you, it’s real. the RADICAL LEFT HATE this incredible award — thank you!”
https://preview.redd.it/g40qsuw02buf1.jpeg?width=821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a90721b88dbd1b70fbe2ccf2a61b9514521e81c6
The line between reality and satire is far too porous in this timeline
“And ANTIFA peed my bed… AGAIN!”
You disgust us all DJT. Please leave!
maybe they should storm the capitol
…and here we are again.
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Trump didn’t win the Nobel Peace Prize….this means war! – the MAGA
Send in the national guard, toys are out of the pram.
Gee, he really thinks that? Go figure 😜👹🤬🤡
The asshole president has declared war on America so no big surprise.
He’s SO sad. Begging for it.
They’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats, they’re winning the nobels.
Man who created (rebranded) Department of War, whines about not getting the Novel Peace Prize.
Ironically, it’s the smallest of men who carry the biggest grudges.
No peace prize for pedo!
Fuckin’ little weenie boy.
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The Noble committee response
I’m glad I saw that satire tag because this is 100% believable. The Onion type headlines just read like actual news coverage these days. There used to be a Facebook tag group that was something like “we have murdered satire and sit on it like a corps throne” or something close to that. Pretty accurate.
He wants one because Obama won one.
It is his way of saying he is better or at the very least equal to Obama. He is a petty person, has always been.
Hope Obama would take a picture and hold up his Nobel and post to ~~Twitter~~ shitter.
Anyone wanna take bets on when the USA will have something like a “global peace prize” with a very obvious first time awardee, and gets hailed as being bigger and better (than anyone’s ever seen) than the Nobel peace prize?
I knew he’d handle the loss in a predictably gracious manner.
This is absolutely something he could have said, and FOX would publish it.
Smart people don’t like Trump.
They have no reason to, because there’s nothing to like.
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