At this stage, I am considering running for President of the French Republic.
I have all the necessary skills, including systematically repeating patterns that have proven harmful and counterproductive in the past, but which I continue to perpetuate because, well, screw it, and also because you are all a bunch of morons and my thought process is too complex for you to understand.
Plus, I love cheese and wine.
Translated with DeepL.com (free version)
(If you thought I was speaking English, you idiot)
The old Monarchy isn’t look too bad right about now.
Have you never watched vaulting? He gets a chance to break his own WR. We want to be absolutely sure it’s there to last.
Guy doesn’t even want to be here too
Lecornu II: Lecornier

Live Lecornu reaction

He might as well make the undead corpse of Louis Philippe king again for all the good it’ll do him.
What a blow. He thought he’d escaped. Now he has to work with Macron again.
So, hopes for lecorno 2?
We’d like to know too
I’m glad I left for spain, I don’t speak spanish and don’t give a fuck about spanish politic.
French politic is fucking absurd
Netherlands with a self-destructive coalition that managed to collapse the same government twice, France with a revolving door of prime ministers, UK with historic low support for their PM.
How the fuck did we become the most stable country in the region? For fuck’s sake, we elected a separatist as PM and he’s doing better than all of y’alls.
In… out… in… out? You do the revolution and you turf ‘em out, that’s what it’s all about! 🎶

Does he now get two PM pensions?
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He wants that head of lettuce to go bad first
If fellow European wondered if it was a clown fiesta now they know
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Lettuce Truss in tears
Why am I not surprised that a French politician would be called “Le Cornu”?
The only question is, why couldnt these negotiations have been made before the resignation
plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose
[Wild Card, bitches! YEEEHAWWWWW](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos)
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Macron is pulling a 8D chess move, just you wait.
His duty only ends in death.
Vive ~~l’Empereur~~ la Presidente de la Republique!
I’m sure Macron has a plan and he’s not doing this out of sheer desperation…
…right?
[French Prime Ministers be like :](https://youtu.be/eT3BFzSD6YY?list=RDeT3BFzSD6YY&t=23)
France live reaction

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French government making Ferrari F1 team look competent…
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I’ve said this before. France is a concept.
I’m done with this cuntry
At this stage, I am considering running for President of the French Republic.
I have all the necessary skills, including systematically repeating patterns that have proven harmful and counterproductive in the past, but which I continue to perpetuate because, well, screw it, and also because you are all a bunch of morons and my thought process is too complex for you to understand.
Plus, I love cheese and wine.
Translated with DeepL.com (free version)
(If you thought I was speaking English, you idiot)
The old Monarchy isn’t look too bad right about now.
Have you never watched vaulting? He gets a chance to break his own WR. We want to be absolutely sure it’s there to last.
Guy doesn’t even want to be here too
Lecornu II: Lecornier

Live Lecornu reaction

He might as well make the undead corpse of Louis Philippe king again for all the good it’ll do him.
https://preview.redd.it/8fyv3ut0pcuf1.jpeg?width=516&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed6f470eaadc0c7f23a95811f8647bb1ecd3bafa
At this point i guess Macron doesnt give a shit about anything


Somehow Lecornu returned
https://i.redd.it/5orjcgrctcuf1.gif
What a blow. He thought he’d escaped. Now he has to work with Macron again.
So, hopes for lecorno 2?
We’d like to know too
I’m glad I left for spain, I don’t speak spanish and don’t give a fuck about spanish politic.
French politic is fucking absurd
Netherlands with a self-destructive coalition that managed to collapse the same government twice, France with a revolving door of prime ministers, UK with historic low support for their PM.
How the fuck did we become the most stable country in the region? For fuck’s sake, we elected a separatist as PM and he’s doing better than all of y’alls.
In… out… in… out? You do the revolution and you turf ‘em out, that’s what it’s all about! 🎶

Does he now get two PM pensions?
Retour dans le passé

He wants that head of lettuce to go bad first
If fellow European wondered if it was a clown fiesta now they know
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