Sure, but can you rack up 100+ convictions and not see any prison time?
Checkmate America
Look, if we’re going to take the time and energy to make posts like this to get annoyed at every single stupid thing some dumbass yank says we’d never get anything done.
I genuinely should take a break from that sub for the sake of my blood pressure.
Never mind the fascism or the police state or the lack of public services, once you find out what a HOA is the very notion of the US being the land of the free becomes high satire.
Do all Americans need to kill ducks on the way home from the shop then?
Worst thing is they’ve made it up. They’ve fantasized about something the rest of the world finds deeply embarrassing
Tá na lachain sásta nach bhfuil sé in Éirinn freisin
It would cut down on petrol costs….
ah nothing like American freedom, where hospitals are free to charge you whatever they want for medical care and if you can’t afford it you’re free to die!
Why does their concept of freedom revolve around firearms? 😭
At least he won’t have to settle for cafeteria food while he hits up the school
This man has clearly never been to Hallorans of Drangan, Tipperary.
Plus also, we don’t have to live under what is basically a fascist regime now.
Is that why their doughnuts have holes in them?
Check and Mate.
They chat a lot of shit for people who elected a criminal, wannabe dictator and live in a country where a trip to the hospital can bankrupt you.
I don’t need to carry a gun because people here don’t shoot schoolchildren.
Freedom!
“Free to drink myself to death, eat myself to death, or shoot myself to death, unless a cop gets to me first.”
Notions.
Does he intend to eat the ducks?
That’s a lot of duck fat. You roasting some taters too?
Jokes on them, I don’t have an ass, or any farm animal for that matter.
Just head down to William Lyons in Banagher, Offaly, it’s a pub where you can sell your wool, buy yourself a firearm and get a new fishing rod [https://maps.app.goo.gl/XkXm3zc6Xw6tKeor5](https://maps.app.goo.gl/XkXm3zc6Xw6tKeor5) they do bit of vacuum cleaner repair on the side too
This guy has clearly never seen the Lidl middle aisle
If he didn’t buy his hunting license and federal duck stamp he’s going to be fined 1,000 dollars per duck and potentially go to prison.
They can’t even cross the road wherever they want to.
This is obviously a ridiculous post, but one thing Ireland could adopt from America is the access to public land.
The national parks and forests, along with all the state ones, are great. Some of the nicest wild land in Ireland is kept in private hands, where owners could restrict access at any time, for example Corrán Tuathail. Even the Conor Pass was in private hands until recently.
Yeah I really don’t mind that I don’t get to kill ducks or own a device made solely for killing.
Whiskey donuts & a gun, I had that on me toast this morning
You’ve to have a good bit of cognitive dissonance to be harping on about freedom while there are masked goons gripping people out of their homes and disappearing them…
I always find this lot funny, it invariably comes down to the 1st and 2nd amendment and, to paraphrase “This is the greatest country on earth because i can be a horrible racist cunt in public with no repercussions (from the government) AND I can take my semi automatic penis extension out grocery shopping… Reeee, FREEEEEDUMB!”
Call me crazy, but I’d have thought having fewer dickheads wandering around the place armed to the teeth would make somewhere a more pleasant place to live – but evidently I just don’t get it.
All of the items he so enjoyed purchasing will eventually result in him requiring medical attention – ironically very not free in his idyllic land of freedom.
There is a precisely zero chance of not being worried sick about our kids safety at school if we lived in the USA . I’ll take loving here any day . I do strongly oppose the chat control laws that they are trying over here to be fair
Meets all the criteria for a certain type of American poster:
Guns ✅
Donuts ✅
Shooting small animals ✅
Slagging off other counties they’ll never visit due to lack of passport ✅
Obsessed with asses ✅
I’ve never been in it, but apparently the gala in drumshanbo is also a gun shop. https://huntingandfishingsupplies.ie/
So you could probably get all three there.
Shot some ducks? Must’ve been during the school holidays.
Basing freedom on what an 11 year old thinks. Like listening to Andrew Tate on how to be a man.
So he’s been drinking and driving and shooting ducks!!!
Wow I’m sure George Washington and co are thrilled that they fought for that kind of freedom
If you have ever lived in America, you’ll understand how normalised this shit can become.
Later in the day this person was shot and killed over a parking space dispute
Makes sense, when I buy few donuts I get the urge to spend remaining cash on a shiny Glock
Oh no we can’t buy things to kill ourselves and others all in one store and then do some light senseless duck killing on the way home.This guy would be better off saving up his coins for a shrink if he can’t even go get donuts without killing something.
We might have a million and one problems of our own but fuck, the Americancs really do make life here look like paradise.
I know a duck and he……
do you think people of culture would be terrorising farmers if we had different self defence and gun laws?
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Sure, but can you rack up 100+ convictions and not see any prison time?
Checkmate America
Look, if we’re going to take the time and energy to make posts like this to get annoyed at every single stupid thing some dumbass yank says we’d never get anything done.
I genuinely should take a break from that sub for the sake of my blood pressure.
Never mind the fascism or the police state or the lack of public services, once you find out what a HOA is the very notion of the US being the land of the free becomes high satire.
Do all Americans need to kill ducks on the way home from the shop then?
Worst thing is they’ve made it up. They’ve fantasized about something the rest of the world finds deeply embarrassing
Tá na lachain sásta nach bhfuil sé in Éirinn freisin
It would cut down on petrol costs….
ah nothing like American freedom, where hospitals are free to charge you whatever they want for medical care and if you can’t afford it you’re free to die!
Why does their concept of freedom revolve around firearms? 😭
At least he won’t have to settle for cafeteria food while he hits up the school
This man has clearly never been to Hallorans of Drangan, Tipperary.
Plus also, we don’t have to live under what is basically a fascist regime now.
Is that why their doughnuts have holes in them?
Check and Mate.
They chat a lot of shit for people who elected a criminal, wannabe dictator and live in a country where a trip to the hospital can bankrupt you.
I don’t need to carry a gun because people here don’t shoot schoolchildren.
Freedom!
“Free to drink myself to death, eat myself to death, or shoot myself to death, unless a cop gets to me first.”
Notions.
Does he intend to eat the ducks?
That’s a lot of duck fat. You roasting some taters too?
Jokes on them, I don’t have an ass, or any farm animal for that matter.
Just head down to William Lyons in Banagher, Offaly, it’s a pub where you can sell your wool, buy yourself a firearm and get a new fishing rod [https://maps.app.goo.gl/XkXm3zc6Xw6tKeor5](https://maps.app.goo.gl/XkXm3zc6Xw6tKeor5) they do bit of vacuum cleaner repair on the side too
This guy has clearly never seen the Lidl middle aisle
If he didn’t buy his hunting license and federal duck stamp he’s going to be fined 1,000 dollars per duck and potentially go to prison.
They can’t even cross the road wherever they want to.
This is obviously a ridiculous post, but one thing Ireland could adopt from America is the access to public land.
The national parks and forests, along with all the state ones, are great. Some of the nicest wild land in Ireland is kept in private hands, where owners could restrict access at any time, for example Corrán Tuathail. Even the Conor Pass was in private hands until recently.
Yeah I really don’t mind that I don’t get to kill ducks or own a device made solely for killing.
Whiskey donuts & a gun, I had that on me toast this morning
You’ve to have a good bit of cognitive dissonance to be harping on about freedom while there are masked goons gripping people out of their homes and disappearing them…
I always find this lot funny, it invariably comes down to the 1st and 2nd amendment and, to paraphrase “This is the greatest country on earth because i can be a horrible racist cunt in public with no repercussions (from the government) AND I can take my semi automatic penis extension out grocery shopping… Reeee, FREEEEEDUMB!”
Call me crazy, but I’d have thought having fewer dickheads wandering around the place armed to the teeth would make somewhere a more pleasant place to live – but evidently I just don’t get it.
All of the items he so enjoyed purchasing will eventually result in him requiring medical attention – ironically very not free in his idyllic land of freedom.
There is a precisely zero chance of not being worried sick about our kids safety at school if we lived in the USA . I’ll take loving here any day . I do strongly oppose the chat control laws that they are trying over here to be fair
Meets all the criteria for a certain type of American poster:
Guns ✅
Donuts ✅
Shooting small animals ✅
Slagging off other counties they’ll never visit due to lack of passport ✅
Obsessed with asses ✅
I’ve never been in it, but apparently the gala in drumshanbo is also a gun shop. https://huntingandfishingsupplies.ie/
So you could probably get all three there.
Shot some ducks? Must’ve been during the school holidays.
Basing freedom on what an 11 year old thinks. Like listening to Andrew Tate on how to be a man.
So he’s been drinking and driving and shooting ducks!!!
Wow I’m sure George Washington and co are thrilled that they fought for that kind of freedom
If you have ever lived in America, you’ll understand how normalised this shit can become.
Later in the day this person was shot and killed over a parking space dispute
Makes sense, when I buy few donuts I get the urge to spend remaining cash on a shiny Glock
Oh no we can’t buy things to kill ourselves and others all in one store and then do some light senseless duck killing on the way home.This guy would be better off saving up his coins for a shrink if he can’t even go get donuts without killing something.
We might have a million and one problems of our own but fuck, the Americancs really do make life here look like paradise.
I know a duck and he……
do you think people of culture would be terrorising farmers if we had different self defence and gun laws?
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