It’s a superb owl

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  1. Really cool. Some entertainers rose from the dead for this show!

  2. Pat Boone and Grindr sort of give it away but it took me a long moment to find those clues . Very good!

  3. I legitimately thought this was real until I saw that it was sponsored by Grindr.

  4. What’s weird is that even if these acts weren’t associated with MAGA, I’d still think they all suck.

  5. Its unfortunate that Stained and Trapt won’t be at this show. A real missed opportunity.

  6. Is there gonna be a live lynching for the Super Bowl?
    All hail our pedophile king!

  7. ~~forgot Morgan Wallen~~ (nevermind i’m blind), he gets an automatic invite for using the n-word

  8. We all know Gene Simmons would demand top billing and double pay here

  9. Grindr needing to know the location so they can beef up their servers in that city.

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  10. With the comedy stylings of James Woods and Jon Voight performing material from their HIGH-LARIOUS double act Voights got Wood!

  11. as far as I know, Gene Simmons is not a trump supporter

  12. Glad they’re bringing Toby Keith back from the dead for this

  13. They must’ve had to pay a premium to convince Gene Simmons to perform with Kanye.

  14. I’m indifferent either way about the superbowl halftime show. I couldn’t give less of a fuck who performs, but I was filling my gas up this morning and the invasively loud advert pump was telling me Bad Bunny will be performing the halftime show entirely in Spanish and it made me smile ear to ear knowing all the stupid fucking racists heads that exploded knowing that news. I am now a fan of this guy.

  15. Mike Love is a Rasta and a reggae singer, at least that’s his font on the flyer. Not Mike Love from the Beach Boys, who is a MAGA fella.

  16. Don’t forget Lee Greenwood rocking the stage with his one and only hit.

  17. Toby Keith wouldn’t go near that shit if he were still alive.

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