It’s like the Santa Clause. You’re the new chosen postie for your area.
New job unlocked
You are now the chosen one.
r/PostmanDistributionSystem
He’ll be back once he’s done his other bag.
Get off Reddit and get that lot delivered
Open all the ones that look like birthday cards and keep any cash, it’s what he would have wanted.
You’re the new Dread Postie Roberts
Ghostman.
Shit, I need to go check on my wife, she’s not been answering my calls.
UPDATE: he came back. He went home for a shit.
A settlement needs your help!
Give it a little and if he doesnt return then call your local office, mine had a medical emergency one time and had to go change
He has crohns disease and was beyond embarrassed when he came back but now knows to just knock if he needs the loo
The rapture!!!
Alistair, I’m not a ~~window cleaner~~ postman!
“Mrs Goggins, Pat’s left his bag in the rectory porch and is nowhere to be found!”
“Sorry Reverend, I just had to nip home to pinch one off, sorry for the inconvenience.”
*Roll credits*
How else do you think posties are selected? It’s like national service.
He was definitely bonking a neighbour
GLOM OF NIT
awwww he trusts you 🥺
First: I hope he’s okay! ❤️🩹
Second: Can I be honest and tell you that my ADHD makes me want to accept this side quest and deliver the mail to its intended recipients? 😂
Just stick them all in a postbox
Have you found yourself with an irrational desire to wear only shorts since this happened? It’s one of the telltale symptoms of becoming a postman.
Look in the bedroom mate
An Amazon driver once left a whole bag of parcels on my drive way, one of those like 6ft long parcel sack thingys, just sat there on my drive. I was out at work but my flat mate took them in as it was starting to rain. Contacted Amazon and they said to just keep them. We weren’t allowed to deliver them, they didn’t wanna come back for them so just told us to go wild. Must’ve been about 100-150 parcels in there…. I came home and my flat mate and his friend had opened every single one and to no ones surprise, it was all a load of shite. Typical Xmas gifts e.g. colouring books, clothes, toys etc etc. no laptops or phones or whatever. Nothing worth more than like £10-15. Sheer disappointment. At least the charity shop got some new junk to sell.
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Congratulations on your promotion to postie
It’s like the Santa Clause. You’re the new chosen postie for your area.
New job unlocked
You are now the chosen one.
r/PostmanDistributionSystem
He’ll be back once he’s done his other bag.
Get off Reddit and get that lot delivered
Open all the ones that look like birthday cards and keep any cash, it’s what he would have wanted.
You’re the new Dread Postie Roberts
Ghostman.
Shit, I need to go check on my wife, she’s not been answering my calls.
UPDATE: he came back. He went home for a shit.
A settlement needs your help!
Give it a little and if he doesnt return then call your local office, mine had a medical emergency one time and had to go change
He has crohns disease and was beyond embarrassed when he came back but now knows to just knock if he needs the loo
The rapture!!!
Alistair, I’m not a ~~window cleaner~~ postman!
“Mrs Goggins, Pat’s left his bag in the rectory porch and is nowhere to be found!”
“Sorry Reverend, I just had to nip home to pinch one off, sorry for the inconvenience.”
*Roll credits*
How else do you think posties are selected? It’s like national service.
He was definitely bonking a neighbour
GLOM OF NIT
awwww he trusts you 🥺
First: I hope he’s okay! ❤️🩹
Second: Can I be honest and tell you that my ADHD makes me want to accept this side quest and deliver the mail to its intended recipients? 😂
Just stick them all in a postbox
Have you found yourself with an irrational desire to wear only shorts since this happened? It’s one of the telltale symptoms of becoming a postman.
Look in the bedroom mate
An Amazon driver once left a whole bag of parcels on my drive way, one of those like 6ft long parcel sack thingys, just sat there on my drive. I was out at work but my flat mate took them in as it was starting to rain. Contacted Amazon and they said to just keep them. We weren’t allowed to deliver them, they didn’t wanna come back for them so just told us to go wild. Must’ve been about 100-150 parcels in there…. I came home and my flat mate and his friend had opened every single one and to no ones surprise, it was all a load of shite. Typical Xmas gifts e.g. colouring books, clothes, toys etc etc. no laptops or phones or whatever. Nothing worth more than like £10-15. Sheer disappointment. At least the charity shop got some new junk to sell.
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