Swamp germans saving .005 €



by _juan_carlos_

27 comments
  1. It’s showing off. It’s because Geert knows that PIGS can’t afford a zakje geraspte kaas that is not in the Bonus at Albert Heijn.

  2. Honestly, I was with a German friend carrying two empty MezzoMix bottles throughout the entire cabin trip in Norway, because he wanted to keep it and get money back in Germany.

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  3. Hey I have the same bag over here! These things are built cheap!

  4. ngl it does hit different when our fashion sense is being challenged by a German. The same one who has his phone attached to his belt

  5. I would actually sit at the restaurant, unpack my plastic bag with the lunch I brought from my caravan and ask the waiter for a glass of tap water.

    Afterwards I would use the restaurant bathroom and churn out the biggest turd they ever had to unclog from a toilet. (Sorry, I only eat bread..)

    Then I would take home a complimentary roll of toilet paper and a freshmint from the counter to go back to my caravan 100% satisfied.

  6. Tbf Albert Heijn is too rich for most Dutchies, I think you can spot more looking for Aldi, Lidl and maybe even a Jumbo supermarket plastic bag… those blue Albert Heijn bags are just posh.

  7. Let’s be clear: getting a plastic bag in the Netherlands costs 15 cents I think (I always bring my own bag, so I’m not fully sure)

  8. You know, I don’t even care about all the rest, I approve of him running after his plastic bag. Don’t leave your trash behind, please.

  9. I’ve just realized that I’m a thief. When I came to a rental apartment, there was an AH bag in the closed. And I started to used it. And when I moved out, I took it with me.

  10. Look at him showing off with his fancy Albert Heijn tasje! We are loud and obnoxious enough Jan! 🫣

  11. Reusing the same plastic bag until it falls apart is a green left thing. And as extreme right always reminds us, green left people are privileged and out of touch with the common man. See the shoes. Not dirty white. And his shirts. No fake Gucci. He paid for luggage. Not a man who lives in a neighbourhood swamped by terrorists and other immigrants. He probably has a >10k words vocabulary as well. This is clearly a top 5% Swamp German.

  12. Get a girlfriend that cares for you like this man cares for his plastic bag 😔

  13. Would never carry a supermarket plastic bag like that. Only sturdy reusables. Even if I forget my bag home I’m not buying one of those, I’m buying another reusable and it’ll be folded into the pocket of a coat so next time I don’t forget. Those plastic bags are not good enough for multiple reuses and too expensive for trash. And the handles are trash, not long enough for comfortable carrying anyway.

    AH made the best possible reusable bag, btw. It has the exact dimensions of the shopping basket, so it’ll fit the exact amount of groceries you buy if you use the basket.

  14. Sadly they are around 60 cent now. That is why I am happy with my tactical zakjesreserve from back when they were still free.

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