Clearly Paddy doesn’t know his own country well enough

by MikeTorsson

26 comments
  1. You can’t argue with idiots, it’s always a losing battle.

  2. Jesus fucking Christ, and I thought Italian-Americans were insufferable…

  3. >A man with an unwashed ass

    Wait. He isn’t french.

    At least I’m sure of it.

  4. I’m sure you could fool her that she’s from Münster in Germany.

  5. That’s a three finger thing for Ireland. Yanks say county at the end, everyone else says it at the start. “County Donegal” vs “Orange County”… seen in this sub sometimes.

  6. Americans LARPing as Europeans are insufferable, like shut up Patricia, just because your 300 year old grandma was from Ireland doesn’t mean you’re Irish.

  7. My ancestry this, my ancestry that, shut the fuck up. Do you even know how many ancestors you have just a few generations back? Are all of them from Munster? No? Then please refer to sentence one again.

  8. Nothing is as European as an American with a 23andMe.

  9. This is like being told about my birth country by foreigners who only travelled there, or worse those Americans that identify as Germans , in search of their “viking family”. 

    And they always fit a particular type… 

  10. The red hair dye isn’t particularly good for her or her brain.

  11. This thread made me realise that the Italian and Irish flags are the same, just with slightly darker colours on either side

  12. The first victims of those Americans were the Irish and the Italians. Fortunately, our glorious ancestors weren’t so poor that they had to immigrate to those savages’ land.

  13. Why do you never see any americans do this with their British or German ancestry? Those are the most common ethnic backgrounds in the USA i believe?

  14. Celt is Clit, Irish is Paris, Munster is Mobster and everything makes sense

  15. standard yank. couple of months ago a american chick wanted to lecture me about the german language. she thought she was an expert because she listens to rammstein. can’t make this stuff up

  16. Americans: We are so much better than europoors.
    Also Americans: Look, I’m europoor myself and I’m more europoor than actual europoors.
    🤷‍♂️

  17. Savages consider themselves Italian-American they’re 1% Italian (the other 99% English heritage doesn’t count)

  18. “Well you’re a boy and your butt stinks” is a convincing argument tough.

  19. There’s a difference between having Irish ancestry and being Irish. Unless you are a moron which in the case of US citizens it’s usually a default apparently.

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