The BallRoom, as Planned. Posted by 1mjtaylor Tags:Political HumorPoliticalHumorPoliticsUS Politics 23 comments Looks like the White House finally got that ‘transparency’ upgrade they’ve been talking about! That’s no Ballroom! Trump Enters his 3rd Term Poe: “Somehow Trump Returned” Now turn it to face the building and let it get to work! Trump star “Lord Vance, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence.” “You may dispense with the pleasantries, McCrery. I’m here to put you back on schedule.” “I assure you, my men are working as fast as they can.” “Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.” “I tell you, this ballroom will be operational as planned.” “The President does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.” “But he asked the impossible – I need more men.” “Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.” “…The President is coming here?” “That is correct, McCrery. And he is most displeased by your apparent lack of progress.” “We shall double our efforts.” “I hope so, McCrery for your sake. The President is not as forgiving as I am.” It’s gotta be fake if it isn’t painted to look like fake gold. EVERYONE please start calling it the EPSTEIN ballroom! Galen Erso better have remembered that small thermal exhaust port. hmhm Ok, as a Star Wars fan, this would be something I could get behind. Just like, manage the security around your exhaust ports more closely… dude, I want. that’s a fine lookin intelligence hub. [which did you like better? empire or Jedi?](https://youtu.be/iQdDRrcAOjA) Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational ballroom The prob with using Star Wars as a comparison is that the Empire has a cool factor. This administration has never had anything close to a cool factor. Fit for President Binks. Spaceballs would be more appropriate. I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes. https://imgur.com/egEIfgW I mean, I don’t agree with what is happening at all. But… Don’t give him ideas. The West Wing is still there. Whoa! That thing’s operational! Everyone gets laid at the White House. Is there gonna be a rollercoaster 🎢? Comments are closed.
“Lord Vance, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence.” “You may dispense with the pleasantries, McCrery. I’m here to put you back on schedule.” “I assure you, my men are working as fast as they can.” “Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.” “I tell you, this ballroom will be operational as planned.” “The President does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.” “But he asked the impossible – I need more men.” “Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.” “…The President is coming here?” “That is correct, McCrery. And he is most displeased by your apparent lack of progress.” “We shall double our efforts.” “I hope so, McCrery for your sake. The President is not as forgiving as I am.”
Ok, as a Star Wars fan, this would be something I could get behind. Just like, manage the security around your exhaust ports more closely…
The prob with using Star Wars as a comparison is that the Empire has a cool factor. This administration has never had anything close to a cool factor.
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Looks like the White House finally got that ‘transparency’ upgrade they’ve been talking about!
That’s no Ballroom!
Trump Enters his 3rd Term
Poe: “Somehow Trump Returned”
Now turn it to face the building and let it get to work!
Trump star
“Lord Vance, this is an unexpected pleasure. We are honored by your presence.”
“You may dispense with the pleasantries, McCrery. I’m here to put you back on schedule.”
“I assure you, my men are working as fast as they can.”
“Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.”
“I tell you, this ballroom will be operational as planned.”
“The President does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation.”
“But he asked the impossible – I need more men.”
“Then perhaps you can tell him when he arrives.”
“…The President is coming here?”
“That is correct, McCrery. And he is most displeased by your apparent lack of progress.”
“We shall double our efforts.”
“I hope so, McCrery for your sake. The President is not as forgiving as I am.”
It’s gotta be fake if it isn’t painted to look like fake gold.
EVERYONE please start calling it the EPSTEIN ballroom!
Galen Erso better have remembered that small thermal exhaust port.
hmhm
Ok, as a Star Wars fan, this would be something I could get behind.
Just like, manage the security around your exhaust ports more closely…
dude, I want. that’s a fine lookin intelligence hub.
[which did you like better? empire or Jedi?](https://youtu.be/iQdDRrcAOjA)
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational ballroom
The prob with using Star Wars as a comparison is that the Empire has a cool factor. This administration has never had anything close to a cool factor.
Fit for President Binks.
Spaceballs would be more appropriate.
I knew it, I’m surrounded by assholes.
https://imgur.com/egEIfgW
I mean, I don’t agree with what is happening at all. But…
Don’t give him ideas. The West Wing is still there.
Whoa! That thing’s operational!
Everyone gets laid at the White House.
Is there gonna be a rollercoaster 🎢?
Comments are closed.