you may laugh but this man taught me the etiquette of rubbing one out under the table
Harambe didn’t die for this
I will now shamelessly steal the comment I read under this video the last time I saw it:
“This is gayer than deepthroating it.”
This barry does not represent us all. Sorry for getting your hopes up
Why Is he cutting out the best parts? Is he stupid?
What if I am a primate?
That’s a Cuthbert, not a Barry.
“We don’t pick it up and peel it like a primate.”
Barry, you’re not gonna believe this…
Armin Meiwes in training.
We all know how he really eats a banana!!! In one no gagging!
Most chavy Brit.
Stop the bling bling nonsene already!
What makes me mad the most, is that he says “not with our hands, like a primate.” Ooooooh, bitch, humans ARE primates. Eat it with your fucking hands!
JUST EAT THE FUCKING THING
Barry, this is what you do if the banana had scales and grew in water.
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Doesn’t he know humans are primates?
Who are the “we” he’s talking about?
Bro peels the banana as if it were surströmming
Let’s see what he does when he sees a balcony
That’s what happens when you watch the kingsman movies one too many times…
I’m not gay, if that’s what you’re saying
Well, even George Costanza eats his Snickers with a knife and fork.
This is so gay
I thought this is how everyone ate bananas… Do others use a different fork? Maybe a chilled one?
You can tell – and see – he’s trying to touch his mirror image way too often..
I would really like to see him a pomegranate with his knife and fork.
Naw, we dinna.
As Scots we’re nationally allergic to fruit and veg, afeart that it might be gud for us.
The sicht o’ a banana pours fear intae oor veins, afeart that we may hae to bide on Earth one mintie longer than necessary. For us Scots, we breenj headlong to oor demise, is as traditional as the caber toss or tales o’ yon highland haggis bastards on a braw bricht moonlicht nicht (ye ken!)*.
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EAT THE GODDAMN FUCKING BANANA YOU ARROGANT ASS OVERGROWN MONKEY.
The very worst type of English.
Instructions unclear: shoved banana up my arse.
At this point he’s just rage baiting us
You know how much pesticide they spray on bananas?
I would use the same knife and fork for the outside and inside of it. Wouldn’t use knife and fork at all.
He looks Dutch btw.
scooooooh douwn the ßkin
https://i.redd.it/e525kxawv3xf1.gif
That man has an exquisitely punchable face.
you may laugh but this man taught me the etiquette of rubbing one out under the table
Harambe didn’t die for this
I will now shamelessly steal the comment I read under this video the last time I saw it:
“This is gayer than deepthroating it.”
This barry does not represent us all. Sorry for getting your hopes up
Why Is he cutting out the best parts? Is he stupid?
What if I am a primate?
That’s a Cuthbert, not a Barry.
“We don’t pick it up and peel it like a primate.”
Barry, you’re not gonna believe this…
Armin Meiwes in training.
We all know how he really eats a banana!!! In one no gagging!
Most chavy Brit.
Stop the bling bling nonsene already!
What makes me mad the most, is that he says “not with our hands, like a primate.” Ooooooh, bitch, humans ARE primates. Eat it with your fucking hands!
JUST EAT THE FUCKING THING
Barry, this is what you do if the banana had scales and grew in water.
[removed]
Doesn’t he know humans are primates?
Who are the “we” he’s talking about?
Bro peels the banana as if it were surströmming
Let’s see what he does when he sees a balcony
That’s what happens when you watch the kingsman movies one too many times…
I’m not gay, if that’s what you’re saying
Well, even George Costanza eats his Snickers with a knife and fork.
This is so gay
I thought this is how everyone ate bananas… Do others use a different fork? Maybe a chilled one?
You can tell – and see – he’s trying to touch his mirror image way too often..
I would really like to see him a pomegranate with his knife and fork.
Naw, we dinna.
As Scots we’re nationally allergic to fruit and veg, afeart that it might be gud for us.
The sicht o’ a banana pours fear intae oor veins, afeart that we may hae to bide on Earth one mintie longer than necessary. For us Scots, we breenj headlong to oor demise, is as traditional as the caber toss or tales o’ yon highland haggis bastards on a braw bricht moonlicht nicht (ye ken!)*.
^((*Always wanted to write that out.))
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