Funny how we are the number 1 obsession of the brits when we literraly never think about them
Oi! Britttish lads, enjoying watching this human zoo across the pond lately? Is your production of a documentary with sir David Attenborough finished yet?
To be honest, I wish we had the Frenchies lunch, boulangeries and footballers. They can keep the suppositories.
Yeah but the correct translation for “avoir le cul bordé de nouilles” is more funny, espèce de vieille tête de cul futé qui essaye de faire de l’esprit à la télé.
Coming from the ceo of great northern ireland this is disappointing
So Pierre takes it up the arse, can’t say I’m surprised – time for a new acronym:
**F**rance
**A**ustria
**G**reece
**S**weden
Wait, are we Fr*nch? Or does this Barry just want to fight?
When my favorite barry speaks I really feel emotional.

You wished you had footballers that could do karate kicks like Cantona
The french colonized us and gave us the anal medicine.
I really don’t care where they boof their lunch. I just don’t want to see it.
Proppah English teeth
Anally you say?

Like all countries there are laws on the books that no one enforces anymore. Or maybe someone needs to tell my local bakeries they’re not allowed to close all the time.
Surprised there aren’t more Greeks in France then.
You’re all jealous admit it
literally the only true thing in this is the most outrageous and unbelievable: the “bottom full of noodles” idiom. And no, I do not know why they say this.
>France exists so that we can drive to Italy more easly

Land oeuve ze free 🫡♥️
I’ll get you one better, we have a word for slapping with your penis
France is great, and very guest friendly too. I aways get free butt plugs at hotels. I have nothing bad to say about Jean Ahmed.
“Avoir le cul bordé de nouilles” means having your ass lined with noodles. The noodles are not inside but outside your ass.
Always imitated, never equalled 🇫🇷
somewhere in France there is a french Clarkson
de toute façon
He could probably be one of the founders of this sub or an honorary member of
Based barry
I’m surprised there’s room for suppositories, given the stick that’s usually up there.
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Funny how we are the number 1 obsession of the brits when we literraly never think about them
Oi! Britttish lads, enjoying watching this human zoo across the pond lately? Is your production of a documentary with sir David Attenborough finished yet?
To be honest, I wish we had the Frenchies lunch, boulangeries and footballers. They can keep the suppositories.
Yeah but the correct translation for “avoir le cul bordé de nouilles” is more funny, espèce de vieille tête de cul futé qui essaye de faire de l’esprit à la télé.
Jokes aside, launching at your desk is crazy.
Ngl. Cookiecroissants are pretty good.
https://preview.redd.it/gyf4dgk3rhxf1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbb1e3c4b04c00607a03fde9448efe50e293ddf9
Coming from the ceo of great northern ireland this is disappointing
So Pierre takes it up the arse, can’t say I’m surprised – time for a new acronym:
**F**rance
**A**ustria
**G**reece
**S**weden
Wait, are we Fr*nch? Or does this Barry just want to fight?
When my favorite barry speaks I really feel emotional.

You wished you had footballers that could do karate kicks like Cantona
The french colonized us and gave us the anal medicine.
I really don’t care where they boof their lunch. I just don’t want to see it.
Proppah English teeth
Anally you say?

Like all countries there are laws on the books that no one enforces anymore. Or maybe someone needs to tell my local bakeries they’re not allowed to close all the time.
Surprised there aren’t more Greeks in France then.
You’re all jealous admit it
literally the only true thing in this is the most outrageous and unbelievable: the “bottom full of noodles” idiom. And no, I do not know why they say this.
>France exists so that we can drive to Italy more easly

Land oeuve ze free 🫡♥️
I’ll get you one better, we have a word for slapping with your penis
France is great, and very guest friendly too. I aways get free butt plugs at hotels. I have nothing bad to say about Jean Ahmed.
“Avoir le cul bordé de nouilles” means having your ass lined with noodles. The noodles are not inside but outside your ass.
Always imitated, never equalled 🇫🇷
somewhere in France there is a french Clarkson
de toute façon
He could probably be one of the founders of this sub or an honorary member of
Based barry
I’m surprised there’s room for suppositories, given the stick that’s usually up there.
The problem with the French ? They are French.
Where does he get all this rubbish from? lol
I only see civilized manners and traditions.
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