Does not sweating count as a skill?

by Ivan_Dobsky_MD

24 comments
  1. Honestly the cunt probably has so much money the guy can go and fuck off anywhere which is unfortunate since he should already be rotting in prison and not some comfy one Ik they’d try and weasel him into

  2. sending £12 mil to people he’s never met? photographic amnesia?

  3. The cunt and his family will never work a day in their life

  4. “So what are your skills?”

    “I don’t sweat, nope, never in my life”

  5. I mean he was a helicopter pilot

    Also he gets his state pension next year and he already has a military pension

  6. I once ate in a pizza express, this helped me understand how the common people eat. I was surprised by the lack of cloche though

  7. You’ve got to assume he has so much blackmail material on billionaires he could get a ‘consulting’ salary of hundreds of millions easily, just to keep his mouth shut about all the ceos and world leaders in the same noncing club.

  8. “There’s an availability in Woking, a pizza express.”

  9. So tell me why you applied for a job as a primary school janitor when you have no prior experience?

  10. Could work with dogs? Got plenty of experience with grooming

  11. Other skills

    “I can wank into a bucket from 20 feet away”

  12. I like too give good training skills for younger ladies, so they can gain experience, when employed by friends of Influential people I have Connections with.

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