JD Vance now consulting with Newt Gingrich on best wife exit strategy.

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  1. A “Contract with Erika.” Holy shit, it practically writes itself.

  2. Say what you will about Vance, but he’s definitely going to roll back those furniture tariffs once Trump croaks.

  3. Feel sorry for her she’s right in the middle of facisim and probably cannot grasp it.. shame

  4. Realizing that you’re going to go to an internment camp

  5. Thiel can get rid of partners that stick around too long. I’d be shitting bricks if I were her. They’re real life monsters

  6. Yeah I mean he’s in the white supremacist party now so he needs to get rid of her somehow and replace her with a white blonde.
    She should have seen this one coming.
    She is willingly married to a man agrees with white supremacy.
    I hope her book is amazing

  7. You can take JD Vance out of the trash, but you can’t take the trash out of JD Vance

  8. Newt would say wait until she has cancer and needs emotional and financial support, the run for the hills.

  9. That look you make when your husband is getting handsy with a chick in leather pants, but you cant make him sleep on the couch because he’ll fuck it

  10. Has JD considered giving her cancer and springing the divorce papers on her in the hospital? 

  11. So a vehement Catholic wants a way to leave his current wife, to make children he prefers with a new wife. Ideally if he can disconnect from the children of his first wife that would be a plus. 

    Should have sent for a Tudor historian. They know a way. 

  12. If your husband one day calls someone Hitler and the next day campaigns for this exact man, you might want to reconsider some decisions.

  13. JD’s wife probably holds some secrets that could make his and Trump’s life difficult.

  14. Vance wouldn’t consider it unless already approved by Peter Thiel.

  15. She thinkin bout all those christian values she has to fake like everyone else in her political orbit

  16. She’s Brahmin, and i’m not going to slight all Brahmin for historically being at the top of the caste system in India, but this tracks with what might have been her expectations in aligning with the Murican oligarchy. Maybe JD was different when they met, but when your spouse proclaims they are going to join the leadership of a xenophobic mysoginistic political organization, you have a choice to act at that point. Now she’s riding her choice of perceived power as JD publicly slights her, with no real good options. She’ll be a pariah in the MAGAsphere if she leaves JD, and no real options of acceptance in other social circles, leaving her as an outcast. Ya, hope she likes the bed she has made.

  17. He’s probably more consulting Robert Blake than anyone

  18. I wonder if he will keep Usha as his Martha when he marries Erika?

  19. This may have been HER exit strategy. She’s gonna walk away with a bag and look like the good one.

  20. If he’s gonna pull a gingrich he needs to wait till she’s got cancer, going through some horrific treatment, THEN push the divorce papers on her. Geez.

  21. Is Usha ill? ‘Cause that’s old Newt’s specialty-leaving wives on their deathbeds.

  22. I can’t imagine spending my whole life on racist attention whoring. You only get one chance and this is her choice.

  23. If that rat fuck piece of shit was my child I would have been an addict too. Poor Beverly held on as long as she could.

  24. Thanks for reminding me that Newt Gingrich is still alive.

  25. He should do some reading …. Henry VIII … wife execution something, something

  26. Has there been a divorce for a sitting president or vice?

  27. Oh boy they’re not just forcing her to divorce, they will make her the poster girl of why mingling with non Christians is un american an shit. She will be the next racial token

  28. She’s going to buy him a new leather loveseat and he’s going to make her watch.

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