Knew the poster was Dutch before I even clicked the post.
Rare dutch W
Sending the waiter a 5 cents tikkie
Most mean per capita
Hey now, be a nice person and give poor Pedro a small tippie.
Although, what is he going to do with that money anyway? Momma doesn’t charge rent.
My man, your obsession with us is equally hilarious as disturbing.
The Duke of Alba can’t hurt you anymore. It’s okay baby.
Around these parts we’re not just allowed to round up or down for cash payments nowadays, we’re required to do so, so go ahead Jan, call the cops. Your demand would break the law, not the other way around.
Wait, are most countries in WE ameritarded enough to actually tip? Oh BuT tHeY dId SuCh A gOoD jOb. Yes, as they should, they’re getting paid for it. Don’t bring this cancer here!
If you tip, fuck you. If you expect to be tipped, fuck you twice.
It’s not because we are poor (we are), it’s because we are too lazy to return the 5 cents
In Czechia, I give an uber driver 20 when he asks me 17. He went crazy on me, saying I was disrespectful to leave such a shitty tip.
Bro, just tell me the price is 25 then, or whatever you think I should pay. What the fuck.
Unluckily for you Geert, Pedro has already charged you the unofficial tourist tax and has pocketed the difference (12€ was the real price).
So next time maybe stay in your caravan and eat the Stroopwaffel with Hagelslag you brought from home.
That’s why you always pay card. Pseudohans isn’t even that good at being cheap.
Oh Jan, you always side eyed whenever someone greets you first huh?
Lekker bezig pik. Ze moeten leren werken voor het geld.
Something what man have to do to Pierre who think working 4 days a week can bring same wealth as working 6 days a week ö.
Just send him a Tikkie for the €0.05 +€19,95 for doing him the favor of not having to walk back to you to give the 5 cents
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DVed out of southern solidarity
But how do you end up with a check in a bar that is exactly 19.95?
I didn’t check the flair yet, but if it’s the Dutch I swear to God
https://preview.redd.it/yxsqzdxt6tyf1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f8f8e906fc173717d5da31f033e9d2f53211c58
Classic Dutch
Of course, dutch.
Gracias pirata
https://i.redd.it/ewbww0r18tyf1.gif
Dutch are worse than catalans I swear to god
Knew the poster was Dutch before I even clicked the post.
Rare dutch W
Sending the waiter a 5 cents tikkie
Most mean per capita
Hey now, be a nice person and give poor Pedro a small tippie.
Although, what is he going to do with that money anyway? Momma doesn’t charge rent.
My man, your obsession with us is equally hilarious as disturbing.
The Duke of Alba can’t hurt you anymore. It’s okay baby.
Around these parts we’re not just allowed to round up or down for cash payments nowadays, we’re required to do so, so go ahead Jan, call the cops. Your demand would break the law, not the other way around.
Jan never beating the allegations
OP:
https://i.redd.it/yusf8a2lftyf1.gif
Wait, are most countries in WE ameritarded enough to actually tip? Oh BuT tHeY dId SuCh A gOoD jOb. Yes, as they should, they’re getting paid for it. Don’t bring this cancer here!
If you tip, fuck you. If you expect to be tipped, fuck you twice.
It’s not because we are poor (we are), it’s because we are too lazy to return the 5 cents
In Czechia, I give an uber driver 20 when he asks me 17. He went crazy on me, saying I was disrespectful to leave such a shitty tip.
Bro, just tell me the price is 25 then, or whatever you think I should pay. What the fuck.
Unluckily for you Geert, Pedro has already charged you the unofficial tourist tax and has pocketed the difference (12€ was the real price).
So next time maybe stay in your caravan and eat the Stroopwaffel with Hagelslag you brought from home.
That’s why you always pay card. Pseudohans isn’t even that good at being cheap.
Oh Jan, you always side eyed whenever someone greets you first huh?
Lekker bezig pik. Ze moeten leren werken voor het geld.
Something what man have to do to Pierre who think working 4 days a week can bring same wealth as working 6 days a week ö.
Just send him a Tikkie for the €0.05 +€19,95 for doing him the favor of not having to walk back to you to give the 5 cents
Plot twist: he was Dutch too
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