Umm so was on — the official White House site — and thought I’d clicked The Onion by mistake. Random photos, coke baggies, bizarre captions, all sitting on a taxpayer-funded page that children can see.

The “family values” party just turned the people’s website into a meme page which looks like it’s been edited by a HS intern at The Onion. Feels like I’m watching the season finale of Breaking America, cue the f*ckin’ credits already.

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47 comments

  1. displaying transgender titties on government websites to own the libs

  2. Can you link to the page?

    I saw this the last time it was posted and I could not find it on whitehouse.gov. I’d really like to see it in situ.

  3. America’s so cooked man. I wanted to read a Parks website about ant-pollinated plants, and I had to scroll past a huge “RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS SHUT DOWN OUR GOVERNMENT” banner. You’ve become an unserious country with serious weapons, which is a rough combo.

  4. Just to remind everyone, this is illegal. It is a violation of the Hatch Act.

  9. It’s one big joke now. And they have nukes or what they probably think is “big fireworks”. I’m calling it now, July 4th will be a nuclear test.

  10. This just makes Biden look good. Also hunter kinda badass

  11. Yep, you have to hunt for it. I was going to post this but I know 10 people on my social media who would defend it

  12. I feel so good these are the worst “scandals” they can think of.

  13. One day, I hope we have the adults in charge again. I can’t even with these people. Zero professionalism

  14. They have a fucking photoshopped MySpace page making fun of Hakeem Jeffries and blaming the cut SNAP funding on him. 

    They’ve turned the Whitehouse page into a trashy tabloid and a dumb 20 year old high school movie sort of prank page. 

  16. Weird, I always thought the White House website is supposed to say stuff about the **current** White House. Oh wait, I guess it does….

  21. So, is this real or a joke… I genuinely cannot tell…

  23. Weak effort from the brain dead GOP.

    Time to bring back Clinton’s line “It’s the economy stupid”.

  24. How is this everything other than a giant self own?

    Clinton having an affair with an (of age) intern was the scandal of the century, when Trump, who cheated on all of his three wives and paid with campaign money to silence a porn star about it, is hiding the Epstein files to protect himself and fellow pedophiles (including Bill Clinton)?

    Obama wearing unusual clothes and being respectful of all religions is offensive when Trump literally looks like a clown in full makeup all the time and makes photo ops with an upside down bible while his police is forcing peaceful protesters out of the way with tear gas and pepper balls?

    The son of President Biden, who never held a public office, having a drug problem is dangerous, but Trump’s family being fully involved in running the government and openly taking billions in brides from terrorist supporting countries (while at least some of them also being obviously on drugs) is of no concern?

    Inviting trans people is defiling the White House, but demolishing century old parts of it to replace them with a tacky, embarrassing throne room (Epstein Ballroom) that is paid for with hundreds of millions in bribes is respectful and patriotic?

  25. It’s like the National Enquirer was put in charge of the website. Nothing more than sensationalism, outright lies, political subterfuge, smoke and mirrors.

    It’s like they are trying their damnedest to misdirect everyone from the Epstein files.

  26. I hope we will look back in 25 years and all agreed that this is the worst timeline.

  27. Honestly, I couldn’t have written a worse outcome for this country.

  28. 1984 got a lot of things right but no one could have predicted how fucking weird these people would be, idiocracy is closer to reality.

  29. Showing topless trans women on Christian republican government website to own the libs….

  30. Yup, did you find the Democrats “My Safe Space” page? The country is shut down and this is what they are doing?

  34. What’s wild is it’s such an insane and abrupt shift from the entries before it. It’s almost comical how they’re like “oh and LOOK, it’s the bad guys!”

  35. This administration is just plain evil and they aren’t hiding it

  37. _If you’re the one doing the pointing of fingers then nobody’s looking at you!_ /S

  38. They post this crap as though we don’t all know it’s projection.

    If you want to know who is doing cocaine in the white house today, check out their eyes. If they’re supposed to have blue eyes but they look black, you’ll know.

    Also bloodshot eyes, stumbling over words or when walking, lax or overly tense muscles, difficulty comprehending things, it not answering the questions that were actually asked are all signs of drug use. Many are also signs of Alzheimer’s.

    Not to mention Trump’s father died of Alzheimer’s and pneumonia, and Alzheimer’s runs in families.

  40. Between this on the White House website and the frankly disgusting message on the USDA website, I’ve been showing a lot of people how openly deranged this admin is. It is one thing for people who try to avoid the news to *hear* what’s going on, and another entirely for them to see this shit on a govt webpage.

  41. Don’t be confused by the sub this is posted on – this shit *is* on the actual, official White House website.

    https://www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-white-house/the-white-house/

    Scroll down to “Major Events Timeline” and click the arrow to the right.

    I read about this a few days ago because an elementary school teacher posted about it and teachers *used* to use this site to teach about the history of the White House.

  43. I’m not surprised anymore but holy shit at how far we’ve fallen.

    How do you even go to things like thanksgiving and deal with your “well educated” and comfortably middle class family members like they’re actual adults who deserve your time, social battery, empathy, etc.

    Like, this shit is SO juvenile and they’re in charge of every arm of government while still whining at every available instance. I don’t like using the word hate since it’s overused for how savage it is but I fucking hate our timeline and legit want to leave the US because half our country has absolutely lost the thread and my life is way worse because of it.

  44. Have they added the Florida Whitehouse’s Halloween party yet? What were they thinking with such scantily clad women 🫣

  45. It is the party that thought we needed the President’s son’s dick picks in the congressional record.

  47. These are very unserious people. Like a bunch of rowdy 8th graders when the teacher calls in sick and the substitute is late.

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