
A Frenchman showing his genetically predisposed entitlement upon discovering the facade of a building is not in fact designed for him to climb up the side
by Any_Economics7803

A Frenchman showing his genetically predisposed entitlement upon discovering the facade of a building is not in fact designed for him to climb up the side
by Any_Economics7803
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Mais mon ami, I’ve heard that zhere is le Brie on zop of zhe building
Barry would simply take the stairs designed to carry his 200kg body
Afterwards he striked and asked the government for help but they declined and so he decided to burn a few cars
I bet these dudes always end their career by falling right?
I mean, the sheer audacity to design a building, not thinking about the potential to climb it… disgusting.
Almost like you aren’t supposed to climb there
Listen, i get hating on the french as much as the next guy. Just look at my flair. But don’t you dare speak ill of Alain Robert. The guy is a fucking chad with balls made of steel.
Confirmed our suspicion after all these years:
Frogs are known for their ability to stick to vertical surfaces.
63 years old and still shitting on common sense and gravity by scaling literal skyscrapers bare-handed and ropeless, only fueled by croissants, superior French genetics and pure arrogance.
And you Heikki, what did you do today?
I appreciate how it is appropriately called “on eggshells” because he’s french. Wouldn’t want to offend anyone by accidentally splattering near them like the humanoid equivalent of a waterballoon.
No way french people do stuff like that
😅
So my question is who pays this guy to climb buildings for a living? Like is there a league for this? Does he have sponsors?

Where does Pierre get such a craving for this?
I HATE THESE PEOPLE! Why is free climbing a thing!
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