This might be the most Telegraph headline ever

by SilverblossomWink

21 comments
  1. And.. why can’t I hide my tax and put it in a high interest account, also why can’t I rip off tenants that rent from me!

  2. Holy fuck its a not a Reform meme. Well I’m not sure if its even a meme but at this point I think that word has lost all meaning.

    But yeah hold up boyo, fighting the cold isn’t supposed to be a first world problem, thats like the opposite. Remember when we were kids and our parents could just switch the heaters on for a couple of hours during the evening and they wouldn’t be financially ruined by the shareholders of privately owned electric companies who are making record profits and charging record prices as the industry watchdog sits in a corner eating kickbacks?

    Wild times bro

  3. This must be some rage bait for me….

    Someone who owns two different ovens and hobs in the same kitchen. Can’t afford to use the inefficient one?

    Come on… This is a choice here.

    Energy prices do need to come down and labour are actively doing something about it, unlike the tories.

  4. Spare a thought for all those poor souls who can’t afford to heat their pool this winter. 

  5. Comments are hilarious, someone even managed to insert the “gender wars in”

    “For God’s sake has the caption writer lost its mind???

    “Flora saved a duckling by warming them up on top of the Aga”

    DUCKLINGS ARE NOT NON BINARY . IT NOT THEM. Jeeeez….”

    I think ducklings are famously hard to gender.

    God these people are easily triggered.

  6. There are people out there living in poverty, and these wankers decide to do a poor old me story on someone clearly wealthy. Prize twats fall for this bullshit.

  7. This woman has four(!) different blends of oil on display, we get it you’re doing ok in life, no need to rub it in our faces.

  8. “Flora”

    I could’ve guessed that without reading it.

    Probably got kids called “Hugo” and “Persephone” too.

  9. Only one answer: cut back on the avocado toast and Starbucks lattes

  10. Does she have a fireplace? Does she have a huge income? You know, the little things

  11. This is the same newspaper that wrote the phrase “Joe Biden’s family emigrated from Ireland due to the famine, which may mean he is kindly disposed towards Britain.”

    A human being was paid to write that…

  12. True Story: Bought a country house in West Midlands 20 years ago, 7 bedrooms, 5 bath with a large Aga running off heating oil. It does not heat our water or any other thing other than itself. !st month in the house, the Aga is constantly on, never turned off. We needed to fill our oil tank the second month with oil at 65 pence a litre. We have a 2500 litre tank. 1300 pounds later, that oil lasted from Sept till mid November. Then another 1300 pounds. We then decided to turn the beast off except for Christmas (it roasts better than any other oven)….Now, we never turn it on. We use induction and fan assisted ovens and stove tops. Saved a small fortune. We didnt take the beast out because when we sell up, people will want that Aga and I’m not mentioning how hungry and expensive it is…just like the older couple we bought this house from didn’t warn us. We figured we got such a good deal on this stately house because the retired couple didnt want to squander their retirement feeding this beast. They, like many just couldnt push themselves to turn the darn thing off.

  13. Her Aga is bigger than my uninsulated bedsit in the arse end of Huddersfield. I’ll be sure offer thoughts and prayers as I freeze my bollocks off this winter.

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