Senile old grandpa isn’t happy

Posted by Dense_Information813

30 comments
  1. Maybe the people in charge of the government should open it then.

  2. On the contrary you wet burlap sack full of rotting orange pig anuses, I very much do think Trump was on the ballot!

  3. Nor will your name ever be on an election ballot again old man! Your presidency is effectively over next year when the Dems control the House and finally put you under their control! Hide the ketchup!

  4. “Pollsters” is his pet name for his….fill in that blank.

  5. Whose gonna tell him that he’ll never legally be on the ballot again

  6. I think Trump and the GOP were very much on the ballot today.

    Mike Johnson needs to decide what is more important, the GOP or Trump. When he makes this decision, he should realize the fat orange man could drop dead from multiple medical conditions any minute.

    He’ll choose poorly though. That’s what people of poor character do.

  7. Waiting for Trump to be like “elections are invalid because government was shut down”

  8. Go back to bed and stuff your ass with Filet-o-Fishes, ya piece of shit

  9. OP, I love your post title. But, if I may be so bold as to suggest an alternative:

    > Senile old pedo isn’t happy!

  10. Ivanka will be pushing him around as he’s hunched over on a wheelchair in 2028.

    The republicans CANNOT win without him on the ballot. His voters have no loyalty to the national party and will not show up otherwise.

  11. You talking about the “Democrat Shutdown”? Voters were mad at Democrats for shutting down the government that they voted for … Democrats?!

  12. Are the “Pollsters” in the room with us right now?

  13. The Republican Party is the party of trump. A loss for republicans is a loss for trump.

  14. He’s right…without trump on the ballot there was no reason to have elon modify any votes :))

  15. He’s already tried to poison the well by saying they were rigged. I would put money on him claiming they’re all invalid by tomorrow morning.

  16. Grandpa‘s definitely gonna be shitting his depends over tonight.

  17. Honestly I love the second part of this if it’s true. Obviously the republicans are at fault, but I thought they were doing a pretty good job of gaslighting people and convincing them that “the democrats are shutting down the government because they want healthcare for illegals”

  18. So MAGA didn’t get their monthly welfare checks and couldn’t make it to the polls?

  19. Hmmm… seems like the obvious solution is ***OPENING THE GOVERNMENT BACK UP*** 👀

    ***Checkmate***

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