Trump Threatens to Delay SNAP Benefits, Brags About Trumpified Kennedy Center & Mamdani vs Cuomo

Trump Threatens to Delay SNAP Benefits, Brags About Trumpified Kennedy Center & Mamdani vs Cuomo

I’m Jimmy. I’m the host. Thanks for watching. Thank you for coming. Thank you for joining us. I’m glad you’re in a good mood. This is a big night. The World Series champion, Los Angeles Dodgers are here with us tonight. Make a pot of coffee. We could be going to extra innings tonight. You excited, GMO? I’m very excited. Very happy. Jimmy, it’s gonna be fun. It’s gonna be great. They’re super nice. Jimmy, this is not our usual Tuesday. There were uh it was a legend day today. elections in 39 states, including ours. This is what they call an off-year election. As if last year’s election wasn’t off. We only had one item on the ballot in California. Did you vote, GMO? Yes, Jimmy. What did you vote for? Yes. And in 50 I mailed it. Oh, you did? You mailed it in? Yeah, I mailed it in. Yeah. It was a special election to redraw our congressional map because Texas redrrew their congressional map to give them five more Republican seats. This would presumably balance that out. But who are even kidding? Things don’t go his way. You know, Trump’s just going to redraw everything with a Sharpie himself. The votes haven’t even even been counted. They haven’t even finished voting yet. Already Trump is calling our election unconstitutional and a giant scam, which are also adjectives some might use to describe him. He said the whole thing is rigged and he said our election is under very serious legal and criminal review. He must be so much fun to play golf with. You know, there were races for governor in Virginia and New Jersey, but the race that’s been getting the most attention nationally is the race for mayor of New York. Former Governor Andrew Cuomo was trailing the newcomer Zoron Mdaming by about 16 points, but Cuomo picked up a lastminute endorsement from Trump and Elon Musk. So now he’s trailing by 30 points. Enthusiasm for team promo, I have to say, at least at the cool girls for capitalism rally, remained high. Wow, those are some cool girls. I mean, really super cool girls, right? This is all you need to know about the difference between these campaigns. That was an appearance for Cuomo. This one was for Mom Donnie. Poy Juice, how we doing? How are we doing, Poy Juice? Yeah. How are we doing, Poppy Juice? Poppy Juice sounds like your dad getting drunk after work. Give me my poppy juice. You know, there have been a uh there’s been a lot of focus on who will be the next mayor of New York, but I think it’s important that we don’t forget how clownishly funny the last four years have been under their current mayor, Eric Adams. You’ve had a lot of mayors that did the Walts. One, two, three, one, two, three, one, two, three. I do the Bugaloo. A salsa. That’s right. And we look forward to seeing you do that on a new season of Dancing with the Stars. Mr. Mayor, we are on day 35 of the government shutdown. Now tied for the longest shutdown since the last time Trump shut the government down. This morning he threatened to delay SNAP benefits to the 42 million Americans who need them until the shutdown is over. And then his press secretary had to go out there and walk that back cuz he legally can’t do it. It really is amazing. The president says one thing, the White House says another entirely different. It’s like the one hand doesn’t know what the other tiny bruised makeup covered, greasy, genitali grabbing, Sharpie stained baby hand is doing. And also, hey, you just think about how cruel a person has to be to cut off food to 42 million people. It’s the kind of thing that makes you go, “Oh, no wonder his kids are like that.” The guy who never missed a Happy Meal in his life is deciding who gets to eat in this country. So after a federal court ordered them to do it, the Trump administration agreed to pay half the benefits, which is not enough. So we are going to have to help. There are many great organizations feeding those who need food. Two of them are here in LA. St. Joseph Center and LA Food Bank. Together, they feed over 1.3 million people a month, and they’re going to need extra support. So we’ve set up a big, beautiful food bank in our parking lot. We’re building an east wing of food donations. GMO is out there. Boy, you got out there fast, GMBBO, huh? Yeah, I am in a great shape, Jimmy. Now, GMO, it looks like you’re standing in front of a fake background. Go over and grab something so we know that is not the case. All right. All right. All right. And also tell us what kind of items that they need. What are they looking for people to bring? Jimmy, we need rice, pasta, we need peanut butter, we need bread, we need uh tuna cans, chicken. We need a lot of things. Jimmy, we have the whole list in our Instagram page. Okay, very good. And also, why are you wearing a hard hat right now? Oh, just in sa for safety, Jimmy, in case any bird pass over here, wanted to my head. Okay, very good. All right, if you’re in Hollywood, come to our parking lot. That is our back parking lot from 9:00 to 5:00 to drop off food or supplies. You can also donate money at st josephcenter.org or lafoodbank.org. And for those who live outside LA, please support your local food bank. They could really use your help, I’m sure. And I also want to say to be fair, it’s not like Trump doesn’t care about people. I mean, he has a lot of empathy. He’s feeling especially bad right now for the family of the newly derowned Jeffrey Epstein pal, the now former Prince Andrew. Prince Andrew in the UK has had his royal title stripped away because of the the Epstein scandal. I know you’re close to the royal family there. Do you have any thoughts on I feel very badly. I mean, it’s a terrible thing. happened to the family. That’s been a tragic situation and uh it’s too bad. I mean, I feel badly for the family. That family he feels bad for. The ones losing their food stamps. They’re going to be fine. Don’t worry about this. Is like Bill Cosby feeling bad for R. Kelly. Okay. Prince Andrew lost his royal status. He’s been demoted to I think he’s the arch duke of Frimple Pants now or something. Trump’s claimed that he doesn’t know Prince Andrew and yet there are dozens of photos of them together. Um, here’s just one of them. Many I don’t know what happened to Andrew in that photograph, but here’s one of then Prince Andrew walking away from Trump. And look who else is in the picture uh peeking in from the corner. You got convicted sex trafficker Gelain Maxwell, who Trump wishes well and just had moved to a much more comfortable prison. And then lurking in the background, none other than Trump’s BF Jeff, Jeffrey Epstein. By the way, they made a lot out of the fact that Andrew is being forced out of the royal lodge, his residence, and into a much smaller home. This is the disgraced former prince’s new place. And King Charles really taught him a lesson, didn’t he? Now he’s stuck in that dump. According to the Washington Post, since Trump installed himself as chairman of the board back in February, ticket sales at the Kennedy Center have taken a nose dive. So far, the Kennedy Center has only sold 57% of their tickets, which is down from 93% at this time last year. Everything he touches dies. Good news, Melania. You’re going to live forever cuz he’s But the downturn, this has not the lack of ticket sales hasn’t discouraged the tantrum of the opera one bit. He took a break from posting photos of the new Lincoln toilet to brag about his new Trumpied Kennedy Center. He wrote, “It is really looking good. The exterior columns, which were in serious danger of corrosion if something weren’t done, are completed and look magnificent in white enamel.” I don’t know. He also said white enamel look magnificent on his son’s dental caps. So, sir, could you turn down your teeth a little bit, please? When Trump took over, he promised he would get rid of all the woke programming at the Kennedy Center and make it hot again. And I have to say, Fatty Leapone has lined up an absolutely magnificent new season of shows. Hello everyone. It’s your favorite president and Kennedy Senate chairman, me, with major news. We’ve got some fantastic new shows lined up, but I made a few minor changes just like I did to the east wing, and they’re going to be great shows like Kanye Westside Story. We love Kanye. And this one’s gonna be too good to not see. Get it? Nazi. Kanye is also directing our next project, Hitler on the roof. Hitler goes up on the roof and turns out to have some very reasonable things to say. Next, we’ve got a classic. Guys and dolls are the only two genders. And we don’t want guys in the dolls locker room, do we, folks? Unless it’s me, then it’s fine. Then I’m excited for White Hamilton. The first Hamilton with an all white cast. The founding fathers were all white. A lot of people don’t know that, but it’s true. We’ve got Shut Up About the Rent. Christy, get your gun. How to succeed in business without really trying because my dad is president. Chicago is a hell hole. The really long whiz. 13 diet coats is a lot. That road didn’t start out yellow. Aladdin lives in El Salvador now. Back where he belongs. And my personal favorite, The King is I. So come check out the full season and I’ll see you at the theater. Right after the renovations. We got a great show for tonight. Josh Cand is here. Elizabeth Olsen is with us. And we’ll be right back with the World Series champions, Los Angeles. [Music]

The World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers are here tonight, there were elections today in 39 states, the votes haven’t even been counted yet and Trump is already calling our election here in California “unconstitutional” and a “giant scam,” Former Governor Andrew Cuomo was trailing newcomer Zohran Mamdani and picked up a last-minute endorsement from Trump and Elon Musk, we are on day 35 of the government shutdown, Trump threatened to delay SNAP benefits to the 42 million Americans who need them until the shutdown is over and after a federal court ordered them to do it Trump agreed to pay half, Donald is feeling especially bad right now for newly de-crowned Jeffrey Epstein pal Prince Andrew, and they are preparing for an absolutely MAGA-nificent new season of shows at the Kennedy Center.

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