Trying to get a tan from flash photography doesn’t usually work
Taps aff Tuesday was it?
Well lads, he did it for yiz…
Thoughts?
Great now I’m hard
Get it up yae.
Shit on the door or door step as one is slightly more impressive than the other
Nice body…. 😂✌️
The beacons are lit!!!
Is that the shit in the bottom left of the photo? I thought you were joking
Getting this vibe from him.
If anyone is asking, the answer is: Fife.
Wee mental Davie, apprentice joiner. Father of six.
Afore ye go, tits oot fae tha toorists. Come ageen, radges!
Some of Scotland’s finest showing the world why we don’t need immuhgrints
I mean, look at those superior chiseled genetics and the adonis-like physique blessed by the gods themselves!
Careful you’ll get people thinking you are serious like that cow shagging post
Scotland is incredible!
Mental, look at those holes in the lintel of the door. Someone has some damp issues so they’ve drilled wee holes a metre up a permeable stone and injected it with nonsense. Damp treatment like that is snake oil.
Did you not get a photo of him sitting on the doorstep?
Not pastie enough to be in scotland, but getting there. Another year or two of lack of sunshine and drizzle and you’ll be there.
As the great Billie Connolly once said once said “When exposed to Sunlight, Scots go from Blue, to White to needing medical attention in under a minute!”
Is this a self portrait? You’ve done a lot of work on fitting in if so
Majestic.
“Scotland is the type of place that when you arrive you can literally feel it soak into every pore. its just stunning.”
Is this where i can post ‘Haste ye back’ and get loads of likes ?
Bams gaun wild
Not even on the doorstep, just straight onto the door 🥹
Alba gu bràth!
Us Scots have the same skin colour as a dead body.
She’s turned the weans against us!
So, I can explain that.
There was probably just a warm gust of wind or a break in the cloud cover. Normally scots get their information whenever to go topless or not, from this website: [https://www.taps-aff.co.uk/](https://www.taps-aff.co.uk/)
However, before the (scottish) invention of the internet this was not possible. So you will see this temperature reflex in scottish neds quite often. This is how they regulate temperature, specifically if they are feeling too hot while being drunk.
But sunshine, warm gusts of air or drug induced brain damage also can cause this.
This leads to impressive displays of scottish manboobs, especially in more wealthy scots. Those migrate for the winter to warmer places (benidorm, turky, tenerife). So you can observe them coming out of the plane, one by one, taking off their shirts, without fail!
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Trying to get a tan from flash photography doesn’t usually work
Taps aff Tuesday was it?
Well lads, he did it for yiz…
Thoughts?
Great now I’m hard
Get it up yae.
Shit on the door or door step as one is slightly more impressive than the other
Nice body…. 😂✌️
The beacons are lit!!!
Is that the shit in the bottom left of the photo? I thought you were joking
Getting this vibe from him.
If anyone is asking, the answer is: Fife.
Wee mental Davie, apprentice joiner. Father of six.
Afore ye go, tits oot fae tha toorists. Come ageen, radges!
Some of Scotland’s finest showing the world why we don’t need immuhgrints
I mean, look at those superior chiseled genetics and the adonis-like physique blessed by the gods themselves!
Careful you’ll get people thinking you are serious like that cow shagging post
Scotland is incredible!
Mental, look at those holes in the lintel of the door. Someone has some damp issues so they’ve drilled wee holes a metre up a permeable stone and injected it with nonsense. Damp treatment like that is snake oil.
Did you not get a photo of him sitting on the doorstep?
Not pastie enough to be in scotland, but getting there. Another year or two of lack of sunshine and drizzle and you’ll be there.
As the great Billie Connolly once said once said “When exposed to Sunlight, Scots go from Blue, to White to needing medical attention in under a minute!”
Is this a self portrait? You’ve done a lot of work on fitting in if so
Majestic.
“Scotland is the type of place that when you arrive you can literally feel it soak into every pore. its just stunning.”
https://preview.redd.it/i1apt2xj480g1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=5e7b57350222fe66dd0ece148589da3bbd1ac255
Good job he pulled the joggers up
That’s an angry looking Ditto
Is this where i can post ‘Haste ye back’ and get loads of likes ?
Bams gaun wild
Not even on the doorstep, just straight onto the door 🥹
Alba gu bràth!
Us Scots have the same skin colour as a dead body.
She’s turned the weans against us!
So, I can explain that.
There was probably just a warm gust of wind or a break in the cloud cover. Normally scots get their information whenever to go topless or not, from this website: [https://www.taps-aff.co.uk/](https://www.taps-aff.co.uk/)
However, before the (scottish) invention of the internet this was not possible. So you will see this temperature reflex in scottish neds quite often. This is how they regulate temperature, specifically if they are feeling too hot while being drunk.
But sunshine, warm gusts of air or drug induced brain damage also can cause this.
This leads to impressive displays of scottish manboobs, especially in more wealthy scots. Those migrate for the winter to warmer places (benidorm, turky, tenerife). So you can observe them coming out of the plane, one by one, taking off their shirts, without fail!
Absolute semi inducer
That’s a really lovely door colour
This is way funnier than it should be
This is [mine](https://youtu.be/LhXhtn9aW3I?si=CTA3MP3PeQxNaSNq&t=24). As this is where I grew up.
She’s turned the weans against us…
His name is Igor.
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