One correction. If it said ‘everyone of THEM gets diarrhea ‘ than it would be 60%
Correction. Diarrhea forever leads poll, but not at 50% because of 3rd party: “Everyone has to try Anal.”
As an American it’s more like “I’m greedy, amoral and want power but at least I’ll give you the bare minimum of what you want and won’t fuck up your lives” vs “I straight up want everyone who isn’t at least a millionaire to be either dead or slaves”. Sure you’ve got a couple of progressives in the democratic party but for the most part this is what it feels like to me.
MAGA= Diarrhea forever.
Actually to have diarrhea you need something in your stomach, and since most of SNAP recipients are on red states and they voted for politicians that want to remove SNAP benefits, I guess you can say a naturally occurring fix is in the works. A self regulation if you will.
And before anyone takes the wrong way, I wholeheartedly support those in need and have donated to food banks, recently and in the part several times.
I wish their votes only affected what happens to them personally and not to everyone else, but oh well, here we are.
If they just voted to give themselves diarrhea forever, I’d be fine with that, and would just stop visiting any washroom in the US. Unfortunately they seem fixated on the rest of the world swirling down the toilet with them.
Can I have a kitty instead?
Diarrhea forever won though. This must have been an early count.
As a Swede, it feels more like the other side is constantly saying they’re willing to work with the diarrhea party to make sure *most* people get diarrhea *almost* all the time, but in a responsible way and that they *are* going to install bathrooms with ample supply of toilet paper in some parts of the country for those who don’t like having diarrhea almost all the time, providing they live in a designated toilet zone, that is.
It’s *better*, but it’s still a *lot* of shit everywhere no matter which way you go.
Yeah, but the red crowd is telling everyone (lying) that the puppies are infected with rabies and will kill your whole family and ruin democracy and diarrhea isn’t all that bad.
Pretty accurate! Kristi Noem shoots puppies so we got diarrhea
“So if everyone gets a dog, that means Blacks get dogs too?” – Diarrhea voter
The mainstream media is marketing the government forcing your to live with a wolf in your house as “a puppy for everyone” and free Taco Bell for all as diarrhea forever.
Do you think puppies are free? Who would be paying for all of these puppies? And don’t even suggest raising taxes! We can’t just keep bleeding the rich dry for puppies. I mean, I probably will never make enough to see a reasonable difference in how I’m taxed but what if some day by some chance I do have that kind of money?! I’m not ok with MY hard earned money being stolen to pay for the puppies of illegals, drug dealers, and other societal leeches.
That’s typically how the conversation goes. Hope that helps.
“I will gladly poop my pants like my fuhrer if it means we are owning the libs”
As an American this is pretty much how everyone feels
Not entirely accurate. Well over half voted for Diarrhea.
The balance is wrong and no chuds whinging about: I just didn’t like the puppy’s color and it had curly hair not straight hair, so I chose diarrhea. And those that said, “they let that puppy poop in the neighbors yard so it’s time tech them a lesson with diarrhea!
Incorrect, in 2024 diarrhea won.
Except the puppies lost. How the fuck did the puppies lose???
But for them “Getting a Puppy” means getting tRump by 75%. Getting exactly what they voted for!
Red votes diarrhea forever because they can’t stand the thought of a black person getting a puppy.
The US election is a lot of noise about socialism, gun rights, state rights, transgender issues, and freedom when in fact it is 100% just about poor people being conditioned to hate immigrants. The only reason he became president was that he called some Mexican immigrants rapists.
The only error is that the diarrhea won actually.
This is wrong. Diarrhea won
But Diarrhea forever still wins here because we have the dumbest electoral system ever conceived
A republican and a democrat find a magic lamp. A genie comes out and grants each of them one wish. “You start.” he says, pointing to the democrat.
“I wish I could see my late mother one more time.” the democrat answers.
“What a beautiful wish.” The genie turns to the republican: “And how about you?”
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yup. that’s it in a nutshell.
One correction. If it said ‘everyone of THEM gets diarrhea ‘ than it would be 60%
Correction. Diarrhea forever leads poll, but not at 50% because of 3rd party: “Everyone has to try Anal.”
As an American it’s more like “I’m greedy, amoral and want power but at least I’ll give you the bare minimum of what you want and won’t fuck up your lives” vs “I straight up want everyone who isn’t at least a millionaire to be either dead or slaves”. Sure you’ve got a couple of progressives in the democratic party but for the most part this is what it feels like to me.
MAGA= Diarrhea forever.
Actually to have diarrhea you need something in your stomach, and since most of SNAP recipients are on red states and they voted for politicians that want to remove SNAP benefits, I guess you can say a naturally occurring fix is in the works. A self regulation if you will.
And before anyone takes the wrong way, I wholeheartedly support those in need and have donated to food banks, recently and in the part several times.
I wish their votes only affected what happens to them personally and not to everyone else, but oh well, here we are.
If they just voted to give themselves diarrhea forever, I’d be fine with that, and would just stop visiting any washroom in the US. Unfortunately they seem fixated on the rest of the world swirling down the toilet with them.
Can I have a kitty instead?
Diarrhea forever won though. This must have been an early count.
As a Swede, it feels more like the other side is constantly saying they’re willing to work with the diarrhea party to make sure *most* people get diarrhea *almost* all the time, but in a responsible way and that they *are* going to install bathrooms with ample supply of toilet paper in some parts of the country for those who don’t like having diarrhea almost all the time, providing they live in a designated toilet zone, that is.
It’s *better*, but it’s still a *lot* of shit everywhere no matter which way you go.
Yeah, but the red crowd is telling everyone (lying) that the puppies are infected with rabies and will kill your whole family and ruin democracy and diarrhea isn’t all that bad.
Pretty accurate! Kristi Noem shoots puppies so we got diarrhea
https://preview.redd.it/yxk2v3mxd90g1.jpeg?width=521&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9c4f9e4f643870fceed1927503d04522d062adf
“So if everyone gets a dog, that means Blacks get dogs too?” – Diarrhea voter
The mainstream media is marketing the government forcing your to live with a wolf in your house as “a puppy for everyone” and free Taco Bell for all as diarrhea forever.
Do you think puppies are free? Who would be paying for all of these puppies? And don’t even suggest raising taxes! We can’t just keep bleeding the rich dry for puppies. I mean, I probably will never make enough to see a reasonable difference in how I’m taxed but what if some day by some chance I do have that kind of money?! I’m not ok with MY hard earned money being stolen to pay for the puppies of illegals, drug dealers, and other societal leeches.
That’s typically how the conversation goes. Hope that helps.
“I will gladly poop my pants like my fuhrer if it means we are owning the libs”
As an American this is pretty much how everyone feels
Not entirely accurate. Well over half voted for Diarrhea.
The balance is wrong and no chuds whinging about: I just didn’t like the puppy’s color and it had curly hair not straight hair, so I chose diarrhea. And those that said, “they let that puppy poop in the neighbors yard so it’s time tech them a lesson with diarrhea!
Incorrect, in 2024 diarrhea won.
Except the puppies lost. How the fuck did the puppies lose???
But for them “Getting a Puppy” means getting tRump by 75%. Getting exactly what they voted for!
Red votes diarrhea forever because they can’t stand the thought of a black person getting a puppy.
The US election is a lot of noise about socialism, gun rights, state rights, transgender issues, and freedom when in fact it is 100% just about poor people being conditioned to hate immigrants. The only reason he became president was that he called some Mexican immigrants rapists.
The only error is that the diarrhea won actually.
This is wrong. Diarrhea won
But Diarrhea forever still wins here because we have the dumbest electoral system ever conceived
A republican and a democrat find a magic lamp. A genie comes out and grants each of them one wish. “You start.” he says, pointing to the democrat.
“I wish I could see my late mother one more time.” the democrat answers.
“What a beautiful wish.” The genie turns to the republican: “And how about you?”
“I don’t want that liberal to see his mother!”
Narrator: “They went with the diarrhea.”
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