Get in there

by thejamalshah

45 comments
  1. Possibly some crappy parking as well. If so, bonus tool points.

  2. This one acreams of “I’ve got 12 points and my UC money doesn’t cover my insurance”

  3. I had to look up why people kept using the term gammon the other day.

    To be fair it is quite funny.

    The only problem is I have a sort of sickly pale hue about me and resemble a cooked chicken breast so I sort of feel left out.

  4. This is the modern equivalent of taking the faceplate off the stereo.

  5. Is that your car OP? I have to say it’s not to my taste.

  6. With a can of red spray paint and just 4 extra lines you can make this car even more unpopular with the left

  7. Hits a little different in a ford fusion 😂 lets make sure we keep these fools in zero budget game.

  8. Nothing says wife beater with a micro penis and a Grindr account like this car does/

  9. I bet whoever owns that car gets a lot of pussy 🙄

  10. If it weren’t for the actual flags attached to each end, I’d have just assumed some poor bastard’s car had been vandalised.

  11. “Taking the piss? You’re giving it away!”

    David Thewliss’ character in Mike Leigh’s Naked.

  12. Ad Nauseam propaganda:

    >Ad Nauseam is a Latin phrase meaning “to a sickening degree”. It describes a situation in which a single argument or point is repeated over and over, to the point of boredom or annoyance. Ad nauseam is often used in reference to political or ideological propaganda, where a certain point of view is presented in such a way that it is repeated ad nauseam, so that it becomes impossible to ignore. As opposed to the Firehose of Falsehood, the goal of using this type of propaganda is to saturate the audience with a particular message in order to persuade or influence them.

  13. Calling people Gammon feels a bit racist. If the driver is black are they still gammon?

  14. You guys would cream if those were Palestine flags, shut up 😂

  15. I used to have a Mini with the Union Jack on its roof.

    Great little car.

  16. Step 1. Buy broken down car and paint this shit on it
    Step 2 insure car for more than what its worth for fire and theft
    Step 3 drop car off in Maryhill in Glasgow.
    Step 4 wait till night fall.
    Step 5 inspect charred remain
    Step 6 get insurance money back

  17. This one actually made me chuckle. Nice one op

  18. Imagine seeing this for sale on AutoTrader (other vehicle marketplaces exist).

  19. Worst thing is, I enjoy a bit of gammon every now and again

  20. Wow, crazy how openly racist everyone is on the leftreddit. No wonder the sites dying.

  21. After 30 years of quietly being English, the owner of the car finally comes out. It’s a massive relief, they’d been hiding it from their friends and relatives all their lives. Now they don’t care, they go to like minded English pubs to chat with other Englishes. The strange thing is, no one actually cared. They thought they’d be discriminated against but no one batted an eyelid in public, especially when they held hands. How marvelous they thought, what a lovely way to be where people’s differences are tolerated. The end.

  22. I don’t think being patriotic should be such a bad thing and our flag shouldn’t be frowned upon however all it takes is a few bad egg to spoil the omelette and the idea of wanting our beautiful country to remain British is being ruined by a few brainless morons

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