Rome “fall” is kind of not a precise topic. Some people say it definetly happened with the Sack of Rome in 470 and the invasion of Italy from the Visigoths. Some say it happened in the church Schism in 1054, where Christians stopped accepting the Roman emperor of Constantinoples as imperial authority. They paid Church Tithes to him, the got nominated as kings by him, and the Church held all of the administrative and bureaucratic power.
Other say it is in the religious wars when kings and emperors stopped recognizing the Papacy supremacy over the rulers, which was the last vestage of the Western Roman Empire. And technically all priests were Roman officials speaking latin.
So the question is badly phrased, as to say it is fell first you have to define what it means falling, and how much control does Roman bureaucracy needs to lose before the Empire doesn’t exist anymore.
Average internet argument between 2 complete illiterates
I get 80% of my knowledge from memes and the remaining 20% is vibes
Rome fell in 410 AD when they lost their most valuable and totally not a depressing backwater province.
Lady Britannia rose up from the marshes of Britain and cast down the Trojan invaders with her pronged trident. The loss of Britannia was a serious blow to the Roman state. Without Britain’s immense wealth and prestige to fund the empire, Augustus’ city of marble became a city of ash.
I think the real question is not why Rome fell, it’s how an empire ruled by Italians managed to last that long.
If I was supposed to read books, the Romans would have USED THEM!
The true inheritors of the Roman Empire have successfully done what Luigi couldn’t: conquer Germany.
Someone must have picked it up and put it back again, it was fine last time I was there. It was full of angry men in small cars beeping their horns, but it was fine.
Machiavelli had this thesis though he had some more important points too relevant to the image;
Whoever reads a bit knows that Rome fell because they got too addicted to hentai. Internet ruins everything
Rome fell because the Luigis of the day were too busy having bum fun with young boys to go out and fight Han’s unwashed ancestors.
Had Giulia and her Italian sisters been built like the photo you can guarantee that Roman Luigi would have been up and out on campaign before you can say arrivederci.
This is historical fact and I should know because I made it up, so I know.
Me after one episode of “the rest is history”-podcast:
The two hottest girls on the planet. Too bad one of them is a MAGA fan🤦🏻♂️
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one that admits to not know shit. I may stand my ground on stuff I do known but why should I make a fool out of my self when I don’t?
If you look closely, you’ll notice that the blonde lady actually has fairly large breasts.
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Rome “fall” is kind of not a precise topic. Some people say it definetly happened with the Sack of Rome in 470 and the invasion of Italy from the Visigoths. Some say it happened in the church Schism in 1054, where Christians stopped accepting the Roman emperor of Constantinoples as imperial authority. They paid Church Tithes to him, the got nominated as kings by him, and the Church held all of the administrative and bureaucratic power.
Other say it is in the religious wars when kings and emperors stopped recognizing the Papacy supremacy over the rulers, which was the last vestage of the Western Roman Empire. And technically all priests were Roman officials speaking latin.
So the question is badly phrased, as to say it is fell first you have to define what it means falling, and how much control does Roman bureaucracy needs to lose before the Empire doesn’t exist anymore.
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Burrata
You asked for *him* with this meme, I know.
“Read History !
-No you read History !”
Average internet argument between 2 complete illiterates
I get 80% of my knowledge from memes and the remaining 20% is vibes
Rome fell in 410 AD when they lost their most valuable and totally not a depressing backwater province.
Lady Britannia rose up from the marshes of Britain and cast down the Trojan invaders with her pronged trident. The loss of Britannia was a serious blow to the Roman state. Without Britain’s immense wealth and prestige to fund the empire, Augustus’ city of marble became a city of ash.
I think the real question is not why Rome fell, it’s how an empire ruled by Italians managed to last that long.
If I was supposed to read books, the Romans would have USED THEM!
The true inheritors of the Roman Empire have successfully done what Luigi couldn’t: conquer Germany.
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Rome fell?
How far and where?
Someone must have picked it up and put it back again, it was fine last time I was there. It was full of angry men in small cars beeping their horns, but it was fine.
Machiavelli had this thesis though he had some more important points too relevant to the image;
https://preview.redd.it/702xptvz522g1.png?width=960&format=png&auto=webp&s=1506a3b5c79c3138c768b571aecf43190f7a98b0
I believe whatever they say
Whoever reads a bit knows that Rome fell because they got too addicted to hentai. Internet ruins everything
Rome fell because the Luigis of the day were too busy having bum fun with young boys to go out and fight Han’s unwashed ancestors.
Had Giulia and her Italian sisters been built like the photo you can guarantee that Roman Luigi would have been up and out on campaign before you can say arrivederci.
This is historical fact and I should know because I made it up, so I know.
Me after one episode of “the rest is history”-podcast:
The two hottest girls on the planet. Too bad one of them is a MAGA fan🤦🏻♂️
Sometimes I feel like I’m the only one that admits to not know shit. I may stand my ground on stuff I do known but why should I make a fool out of my self when I don’t?
If you look closely, you’ll notice that the blonde lady actually has fairly large breasts.
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