At least you might win the World Cup.

by FamSender

24 comments
  1. Presumably the dog hits up some skag and its owner dies of congenital heart disease just after the last pane?

  2. 40% of the England has soft water too. I go up to Scotland from Sheffield quite a lot and can tell no difference, when I go down south I can attest that hard water is arse though.

    Prescriptions can fuck off though.

  3. Have to pay for Scotlands prescriptions too. Even worse.

  4. I mean you should thank us, we’re the ones paying for your prescriptions.

  5. As a North Englander – I approve this message (we have the good water too)

  6. Our tap water tastes fine. Yours just tastes better lol.

  7. We’re apparently a tax haven if you ask some folk.

    Folk constantly “paying for us”.

  8. England winning the World Cup? Best joke I’ve heard today and I did hear many of them 😁

  9. Might win. Might lose on penalties in the semis or finals.

    Prob the latter.

  10. As a scotsman I love my English brothers. I know we’re at the WC for the party and for our team to take part. We ain’t winning shit. England on the other hand have a real chance and I hope they do it this time. I hope they do it for England and the whole of the UK 🇬🇧

  11. It can’t just be me which prefers hard water over soft

  12. If Scottish people had to pay for prescriptions all the junkies (60% of the population) would simply die. You’re welcome. Your junky grandma lives another day thanks to the English

  13. I mean, we know the tap water is awful. It was decent up in Yorkshire until Yorkshire water decided to start dumping all the sewage. Down south it’s not redeemable though, vile stuff

  14. For a moment when I first saw this I was expecting “that is not my dog” I was sadly disappointed

  15. That’s true, but that dog will either die of blocked arteries or a heroin overdose, so it’s not all good up there. 

  16. A lot of people have borehole water in Scotland. Enjoy your rotten egg water lads. Mine comes from the Lake District.

    Still wish I got free prescriptions though.

  17. my brother studies in london and routinely comments on how nice our tap water is in Newcastle

  18. As a Souf Inglandah who has had the misfortune of having tasted soft water: No, *your* tap water tastes shite.

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