I’ve been enlightened by a savage on how to speak my own language

by bluedogmilano

37 comments
  1. He’s speaking English, you’re speaking Super Mario. It was never gonna work

  2. No Luigi, that guy wasn’t speaking your language. Why would you expect people to use Italian spelling while they’re speaking English?

  3. How dare they don’t use Italian grammar when speaking savage 

  4. What the fuck is Liverwurst? That’s either leberwurst or leverworst, and every one I’ve had of either of those looked tastier than that textureless log of muck.

  5. Mate, he’s from New Jersey, he’s more eyetalian than you smh my head.

  6. I left coolguides 3 years ago, that entire sub went to shit

  7. I mean tbh maybe he was very savy and using the plural form

  8. > your face when you realize other languages can integrate a loanword with slightly different spelling, indirectly making it the correct spelling in their language:

    O_O

  9. Please, u/rex-ac

    A “salami yihadist” flair for this guy

  10. Sorry but “corned beef” in that category?

    Sure let’s have boiled water in the top 10 caffè categories now.

  11. Lardo is the Ambrose of the gods. Insanely good. I really don’t like too fatty stuff, but this.

  12. Writing Salami instead of Salame is like writing pizzo instead of pizza, oh wait

  13. LOOOOOL I’ve achieved my personal flair! thank you my lord mod! You have understood my hard fight for a complete unuseful topic like this. Maybe a modern Cervantes will sing my feat!

  14. Don’t take it personally. They don’t understand other plural than a final “S” as in savages.

  15. And he’s right, they saved the world countless times so you’ll do as they say, how can you be so ungrateful?

  16. ![gif](giphy|gcJtwIVrbnLClD0Ntm)

    It’s in English. So we like the Italian fake looking I on the end.

  17. Saucisson d’Arles ? Excuse me ? That’s just random saucisson ! Don’t get me wrong, saucisson absolutely slaps and I’m completely addicted to it.

    Where I’m from its made from port and been and it slaps even harder

  18. Isn’t what’s called Lardo here closer to lardo di Colonnata ?

  19. – English/normal: salami
    – Italian: salamE
    – Spanish: El salamo
    – Swedish: salam aleikum

    Why even bother?

  20. I agree with salame and paio, but that double L in mortadela is unnecessary

  21. It’s always been salami? I am from the savage lands, this dudes had a stronk

  22. Why even argue with stupid? They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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