Why would we need to make our own when we have yours stavros
It does exist, and he would know that if he didn’t live with his mother
Unfortunately the brits lost their only historical artifact in september 2022

I mean yeah? There were barely any ‘ancient English’ at all: Anglo-Saxon settlement only really started in the last century of what’s usually considered antiquity (so before a nice round 500 or 476, the end of the Western Roman Empire). There was ancient British art but outside Roman towns it wasn’t especially sophisticated.
Yes Stavros, you’ve been coasting on the achievements of your forebears millennia ago. It’s the reason we and Pierre helped you shake off Mehmet and why you were allowed into the EU well before you economically should have been. How about more recently?
We gave you back Cyprus, not our fault you lost half of it
I pray everyday that the Marbles return to where they belong. The British Museum
I despise the guy but he kind of had a point here. Buuut there is an answer to this “joke”, “we live in the present, not 2000 years ago.” And in the present the Greek state is… I’ll be generous and say, corrupt to the core.
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How about some Modern English Art, like the flushing toilet, or the postage stamp, or the train? 🙂
That’s the problem when you peaked 2000 years ago and have done fuck all since.
Based
Take their rock piles, they’re gonna be furious
They already stole the credit for inventing modern democracy. What more do they want?
https://preview.redd.it/a8hf9t7jk83g1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac38d13108cad3da5348fcbdd790704ccfdd6cee
We’re still looking at it.
Why would we need to make our own when we have yours stavros
It does exist, and he would know that if he didn’t live with his mother
Unfortunately the brits lost their only historical artifact in september 2022

I mean yeah? There were barely any ‘ancient English’ at all: Anglo-Saxon settlement only really started in the last century of what’s usually considered antiquity (so before a nice round 500 or 476, the end of the Western Roman Empire). There was ancient British art but outside Roman towns it wasn’t especially sophisticated.
Yes Stavros, you’ve been coasting on the achievements of your forebears millennia ago. It’s the reason we and Pierre helped you shake off Mehmet and why you were allowed into the EU well before you economically should have been. How about more recently?
Oh yeah? What is that then?
https://preview.redd.it/ieck3w8nn83g1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ff94c16eefd93ad761d2b80de5e8185b6f03d00
Catch them Greeks luggin those silly stones away from Britain and putting them up in a museum or smth

https://i.redd.it/baviggxgo83g1.gif
An actual funny joke in my racist sub? Get outta here!
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Fool on him, UK art is to heavy for lazy Greeks to move.
Stonehenge will need real organisation to half inch, as soon as siesta time hit’s the game will be up.

Well Lord Elgin wasnt English, for a start.
They could pay for it with Greek money, if any actually existed.
Swear the french already stole our ancient art
RIGHT, NOW YOU’RE DEFINITELY NOT GETTING THEM BACK, SO THERE
BLEH!
Britain did fuck all of import pre 0 AD
Greece has done fuck all of import post 0 AD
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
The only thing modern Greeks have in common with their cultured, very distant ancestors is bumming.
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Take a stone from stonehenge. Fair trade if you ask me
In Barry’s defence, you guys were using the place as a gunpowder stockpile at the time Barry bought his souvenirs.
That’s the spirit!
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Here’s some English art for you.
Its art.
It belongs to England.
Checkmate, Stavros.
We gave you back Cyprus, not our fault you lost half of it
I pray everyday that the Marbles return to where they belong. The British Museum
I despise the guy but he kind of had a point here. Buuut there is an answer to this “joke”, “we live in the present, not 2000 years ago.” And in the present the Greek state is… I’ll be generous and say, corrupt to the core.
Eat that, Barry
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