27 years ago, my sister dressed up as a national icon for the local carnival.

by thegimboid

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  5. If there was a cult of Blobby, this would be their uniform.

  11. I absolutely love it 😅 kids these days will never know the threat of Mr Bloby turning up if you didn’t “get up them wooden hills right now!!”

  18. Somehow managed to be more unsettling than the original. That takes skill.

  23. Must’ve been a tragic day. You know, when you had to kill her with fire.

  26. Nothing says ‘National Icon’ quite like pure, unfiltered nightmare fuel. She captured the dead eyes perfectly.

  27. That would a FANTASTIC opener for a horror film…

    ————————————————————

    ^(//CAM//) Camera tracks through a regular middle class English house interior: Enters living room.

    Scene: A man is sat cross legged on the floor, scattered around him are dozens of open photograph albums. He’s staring at one, looking puzzled. ^(/AUDIO – DIA/) A mobile phone rings. The man lifts a phone off the carpet and answers it, his eyes never leaving the photo album. He speaks.

    *”Oh hi Dad, hows mum doing?… Oh that’s great, Have the Doctors said anything yet? Oh… I guess so.”*

    ^(//CAM//) View from behind man, slowly lifts and pulls over his shoulder looking down into the photo album.

    *”Dad… Yeah, look I stayed back at the house, and I was just…y’know looking through the old albums, trying to find one of mum when she was younger, and… Dad. What are these photos of this pink and yellow thing? There’s one of it taken here in the living room, judging by the video player probably from the 90s.”*

    ^(/AUDIO – NON DIA/) — Now we hear the fathers end of the conversation.

    *”Look son, now’s not the time”*

    *”But Dad, what is it? I know it’s not me, I’m in the background of a couple of them, but I can’t remember any of them!”*

    *”Son, with your mother here in and all that’s going on, maybe we shoul…”*

    *”DAD! What is it? I’m looking at one now, why can’t I remember any of this?”*

    *”….*sigh* look…. It’s… It’s your Sister….”*

    *”SISTER! Dad, what are you talking about? I never had a sister! Dad, are you OK>?”*

    *” *Sighs* Yeah I’m fine, just what with… Look this isn’t the time”*

    *”What do you mean! I’ve NEVER had a sister, I think I would remember that!”*

    *”Look, after the acci… the… after what happened when you were 13, me and your mum thought we should ‘protect’ you from certain… facts”*

    ^(//CAM// ::Viewpoint::) At the top of the stairs same house, muffled sound of son & Father arguing in the front room, camera pans up the landing to a loft hatch. The loft hatch slowly opens a crack, ^(//CAM// ::slow zoom::) In the darkness in the gap we see a pink & yellow spotted head, a pair of eyes peer out, ^(/AUDIO – DIA/ it speaks in low tone)

    ” ….Blobby…blobbly?…..Blobby!”

    CUT TO BLACK

  28. People from the UK dress up as their deity in the hope for a plentiful harvest

  32. I still have my son’s papier mach’e Mr Blobby head sitting on top of his old wardrobe 20yrs later.
    He was Mr B in the school play. It still makes me smile whenever I go into his old bedroom.

  35. 27 years ago Blobby was amongst the first to partake in a double-blind clinical tria; for a new drug ….ozempic.

    The manufacturer, Novo Nordisk, started out as a meth lab in a shed in Crinkley Bottom.

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