
Every day coming up the escalators I stare at it to make sure it doesn't move (some sort of childhood impulse idk) and today it had!
by ukuleyla

Every day coming up the escalators I stare at it to make sure it doesn't move (some sort of childhood impulse idk) and today it had!
by ukuleyla
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Shall we address the lack of elephant in the room?
It packed its trunk and said goodbye
It’s been taken away for a clean!
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Whar elephant 🐘??? I doubt there was even one at all
You definitely should have stared harder
*when the meds wear off!*
It’s off to the circus.
Back to the castle
Migrated South for the Winter?
The elphant was installed there because the station enterance on the site of the Astley’s Amphitheatre circus which featured elephants in its shows.
Being painted pink
It may be hiding in the fridge.
Are there footprints in the butter?
On the phone. Gone to make a trunk call.
elf n safety
Its gone to the Castle probably. Quick Bakerloo trip and you can find it!
It’s in your fridge leaving footprints in the butter.
It was on a skilled worker visa
when are we going to address the… um… the… err…
Elephant heaven. It’s in valhalla now…
>I stare at it to make sure it doesn’t move
Wh….why do you do that?
That joke was so bad it’s good, and now I’m genuinely worried about where it went. I had the same weird habit of checking on it every morning. I hope it’s just off having a better commute than the rest of us.
Guess you could escape if you wanted to
They found a castle but forgot the elephant so they’ve had to borrow Waterloo’s
Realized it was at the wrong stop, jumped on the tube back to Castle
Is been taken away for repairs. Expected back in the new year. It’s a a wire mesh type of affair so probably needs the occasional check up and is relatively easy to move. It was originally just an temporary installation but proved so popular it became a fixture.
Can’t be that hard to find, it might not have even had a back half. How difficult can it be to find a two-legged elephant!
Poachers
Ive just looked at my bowl of custard for it but no sign of it sorry
To the castle.
Away with the circus
flown north for the winter
The elephant was always a lie
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