Well go to Whitechapel, they don’t use any British slang whatsoever – can’t really speak English, and their children are assimilated into a non British culture
Gotta get some TikTok content in by trying to use a £50 note at maccies, gobbing off at the teenagers on the drive through window when they tell you to suck eggs (make sure to use the term “legal tender” too) and get farming those repost likes on Facebook as well.
Woke!
Scots and Irish waiting for it.
I got so many dirty looks with a 50 once, it’s like they thought I was a bank robber or something
Cocaine anyone?
Accurate 🤣 once went to pay for a new gaming setup with some freshly withdrawn 50’s (around 2003 when I had a sodding Solo debit card, that NOWHERE seemed able to accept); immediately got treated like I had just punched the assistant managers great nan in the face, before going to her house and sharting over her freshly laundered bath mat. That was a fun day in PC World, watching them go over each note with the precision of a master art authenticator.
Mate that’s an old paper £50. You damn right they’re getting a manager, they’ve gotta wring fifty quid out of you in still legal currency.
Fifty notes used to be massive. We used one as a tent once.
I never minded 50s, as long as i can verify they are legit. However the main annoyance for businesses with 50s is that they have the highest impact if they are fake. Just like scottish/northern irish notes, they are harder to remember what they are meant to look like as they are rare.
Also people who pay for an item under £10 with a 50, especially early in the day, just know that the staff hate you as most places only allow a limited amount in the till, due to theft risk, so you are taken most of the change.
“ only bankers and drug dealers use fifties “ is the only piece of advice I remember from my first day at my first job
Had this happen at a McDonalds once.
Yeah, those bags scream “not for crafts!” 😂 She’s definitely up to something more… intriguing…
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Well go to Whitechapel, they don’t use any British slang whatsoever – can’t really speak English, and their children are assimilated into a non British culture
Gotta get some TikTok content in by trying to use a £50 note at maccies, gobbing off at the teenagers on the drive through window when they tell you to suck eggs (make sure to use the term “legal tender” too) and get farming those repost likes on Facebook as well.
Woke!
Scots and Irish waiting for it.
I got so many dirty looks with a 50 once, it’s like they thought I was a bank robber or something
Cocaine anyone?
Accurate 🤣 once went to pay for a new gaming setup with some freshly withdrawn 50’s (around 2003 when I had a sodding Solo debit card, that NOWHERE seemed able to accept); immediately got treated like I had just punched the assistant managers great nan in the face, before going to her house and sharting over her freshly laundered bath mat. That was a fun day in PC World, watching them go over each note with the precision of a master art authenticator.
Mate that’s an old paper £50. You damn right they’re getting a manager, they’ve gotta wring fifty quid out of you in still legal currency.
Fifty notes used to be massive. We used one as a tent once.
I never minded 50s, as long as i can verify they are legit. However the main annoyance for businesses with 50s is that they have the highest impact if they are fake. Just like scottish/northern irish notes, they are harder to remember what they are meant to look like as they are rare.
Also people who pay for an item under £10 with a 50, especially early in the day, just know that the staff hate you as most places only allow a limited amount in the till, due to theft risk, so you are taken most of the change.
“ only bankers and drug dealers use fifties “ is the only piece of advice I remember from my first day at my first job
Had this happen at a McDonalds once.
Yeah, those bags scream “not for crafts!” 😂 She’s definitely up to something more… intriguing…
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