Biggest betrayal of the American people by an overgrown cheetoh yet
MAGA. Trumpball.
FIFA guy must have mentioned during the Fake Peace Prize ceremony
President of CTE

Ball of America
I’ve been calling it eggball for years
Broken clock…
It is so obvious that Infantino told Trump that only football should be called football and now he’s parroting. The US President is so f-ing influenceable.
“Hand Egg” made me LOL loudly.
Thank you for that. I needed the laugh.
Isn’t it Throw Egg Now?
can we stop inventing new terms for every microaggression (ironic I know)
It would be a miracle if this was the thing that truly began the collapse of his support
How about “Gulf of Mexico” since it isn’t being used anymore.
Gulf of America ball
Soccer is a perfect name for the unamerican football.
Space Ball
Well this is one Trump idea us Europeans can finally get behind
If only it wasn’t already called gridiron
I’ve never understood why people call it “football” when “Gridiron” is right there and sounds so much cooler… which is sort of needed for a game that is essentially touch rugby.
The new version will include a rule change that states that each player to score a touchdown must declare their favorite thing about the president for the points to count. Statements not made to the nearest camera will not be counted.
If Obama had said this they would have brought the confederacy back.
I agree with him… Fun fact: the reason both are called “football” is because they are games for plebs who can’t play on horseback.
Helmet Chess
We can call it Pussy ball and let Bret Favre lead it.
Little Piggy Ball.
Touch Rugby fans are going to be thrilled for this year’s Big Beautiful Bowl. Or they would be, if Bad Bunny wasn’t playing the halftime show…
American Hand Ball.
Why not “Gridiron?” That’s a way cooler name for what it is.
I’m the best Eighthback in Gridsquare!
Why would Trump want to rename a Midwest emo math rock band?
Gridiron
“13 is old enough ball”
This isn’t just because FIFA gave him a made up award. Trump has had a grudge against the NFL since the 80’s, when he ran the USFL into the ground, sued the NFL, and was awarded $1. His failed attempt to buy the Buffalo Bills further fueled his resentment of the league.
Freedom ball!
How are the betting odds he’s gonna suggest Trumpball? Because slapping his name on stuff is the only thing he cares about nowadays.
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It will always be American Rules Rugby to me.
Biggest betrayal of the American people by an overgrown cheetoh yet
MAGA. Trumpball.
FIFA guy must have mentioned during the Fake Peace Prize ceremony
President of CTE

Ball of America
I’ve been calling it eggball for years
Broken clock…
It is so obvious that Infantino told Trump that only football should be called football and now he’s parroting. The US President is so f-ing influenceable.
“Hand Egg” made me LOL loudly.
Thank you for that. I needed the laugh.
Isn’t it Throw Egg Now?
can we stop inventing new terms for every microaggression (ironic I know)
It would be a miracle if this was the thing that truly began the collapse of his support
How about “Gulf of Mexico” since it isn’t being used anymore.
Gulf of America ball
Soccer is a perfect name for the unamerican football.
Space Ball
Well this is one Trump idea us Europeans can finally get behind
If only it wasn’t already called gridiron
I’ve never understood why people call it “football” when “Gridiron” is right there and sounds so much cooler… which is sort of needed for a game that is essentially touch rugby.
The new version will include a rule change that states that each player to score a touchdown must declare their favorite thing about the president for the points to count. Statements not made to the nearest camera will not be counted.
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Owls egg 🦉🏈
AmeriBalll
🦅🇺🇸
If Obama had said this they would have brought the confederacy back.
I agree with him… Fun fact: the reason both are called “football” is because they are games for plebs who can’t play on horseback.
Helmet Chess
We can call it Pussy ball and let Bret Favre lead it.
Little Piggy Ball.
Touch Rugby fans are going to be thrilled for this year’s Big Beautiful Bowl. Or they would be, if Bad Bunny wasn’t playing the halftime show…
American Hand Ball.
Why not “Gridiron?” That’s a way cooler name for what it is.
I’m the best Eighthback in Gridsquare!
Why would Trump want to rename a Midwest emo math rock band?
Gridiron
“13 is old enough ball”
This isn’t just because FIFA gave him a made up award. Trump has had a grudge against the NFL since the 80’s, when he ran the USFL into the ground, sued the NFL, and was awarded $1. His failed attempt to buy the Buffalo Bills further fueled his resentment of the league.
Freedom ball!
How are the betting odds he’s gonna suggest Trumpball? Because slapping his name on stuff is the only thing he cares about nowadays.
Freedom Ball is what they’ll end up suggesting
“Will MAGA get mad-“
Yes
Concussion ball
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