and just like that, he’ll become my trusted sidekick
Rebel against having pointless plastic tat that you didn’t want foisted on you, and leave him behind
It’s cheap tat, but it’s fun.
Ah it’s the esteemed Freiherr von Quack.
Edwin is a great name for a duck. I’m highly jealous of your partnership
Just point me to this hotel so i can get my duck and be at peace
I hate when I check into a hotel and there’s a duck like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this duck
At least it will reach its ultimate potential by carelessly floating on the water when it finally reaches trash island out at sea.
I really don’t fall for any sales tactics and this psychology behind it – with three exceptions:
– This mate who’s my new companion
– Those little sweets companies throw in their parcels sometimes
– Whatever Lush does in their shops, it’s awful for my wallet lol
Well now you need to return. Multiple times. Until you have an army of Edwins.
Lol.
Ed the duck.
Twee bullshit like this is why all other generations hate millenials
Take him everywhere and include him in your holiday selfies!
What if that duck is a tracking device they use to collect marketing data on you?
You get these from Apex Hotels. Each city has a different colour duck I believe so you can end up with a little collection if you travel around the UK!
Edwin must be protected at all costs
OMG my teen would be so jealous, a little bit duck mad shall we say.
I’ve seen this before and I want to know what hotel this is because a duck as a traveling buddy is something I didn’t know I wanted!
I should create a throwaway account for this…I have a collection. 🤦♂️
I WOULD DIE FOR EDWIN.
This would actually sway me to choosing that hotel. I want a duck, I can go and buy a duck, but I dont want that duck. I want a surprise hitchhiker duck to join me.
Name and fame this hotel.
(And no, I do not like how well this worked on me)
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and just like that, he’ll become my trusted sidekick
Rebel against having pointless plastic tat that you didn’t want foisted on you, and leave him behind
It’s cheap tat, but it’s fun.
Ah it’s the esteemed Freiherr von Quack.
Edwin is a great name for a duck. I’m highly jealous of your partnership
Just point me to this hotel so i can get my duck and be at peace
I hate when I check into a hotel and there’s a duck like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this duck
At least it will reach its ultimate potential by carelessly floating on the water when it finally reaches trash island out at sea.
I really don’t fall for any sales tactics and this psychology behind it – with three exceptions:
– This mate who’s my new companion
– Those little sweets companies throw in their parcels sometimes
– Whatever Lush does in their shops, it’s awful for my wallet lol
Well now you need to return. Multiple times. Until you have an army of Edwins.
Lol.
Ed the duck.
Twee bullshit like this is why all other generations hate millenials
Take him everywhere and include him in your holiday selfies!
What if that duck is a tracking device they use to collect marketing data on you?
What the duck
https://control.fandom.com/wiki/Rubber_Duck
Fuck this would totally work on me too
Now I want a duck too
You get these from Apex Hotels. Each city has a different colour duck I believe so you can end up with a little collection if you travel around the UK!
Edwin must be protected at all costs
OMG my teen would be so jealous, a little bit duck mad shall we say.
I’ve seen this before and I want to know what hotel this is because a duck as a traveling buddy is something I didn’t know I wanted!
I should create a throwaway account for this…I have a collection. 🤦♂️
I WOULD DIE FOR EDWIN.
This would actually sway me to choosing that hotel. I want a duck, I can go and buy a duck, but I dont want that duck. I want a surprise hitchhiker duck to join me.
Name and fame this hotel.
(And no, I do not like how well this worked on me)
“Manipulative capitalism”
Everything is so fucking stupid.
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