Trump to make mystery announcement as he’s set to address the world in hours

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1. Maybe he’s going to show us that he can flip a coin?

2. War with Venezuela

3. Oh yay, more word salad from the vegetable-in-chief

4. Trump Phone 2

   The grift must go on

5. Newerest greatest meme coin, much greater than all others

6. War is coming.

7. What ever Trump says you know it is going to be a lie. Another smokescreen to cover the Epstein files.

8. New McTrump burger at McDonalds, with fresh bullshit and a side of child molestation.

9. Its a declaration of war against either Venezuela, Sudan, or that hes going after Hillary/Biden/Obama because of “””evidence”””

10. Yawn…., not interested in listening to a rapist/pedo felon speak about anything…

11. Tax returns? Epstein files? ACA replacement?

12. Let it be aliens.

13. He’s resigning?

14. By law the Epstein files have to be released Friday. We have 5 days to illegally invade Venezuela.

15. We’re going to war. With Venezuela

16. Declaring war! On EU

17. He saw that Cinnabon woman get the gofundme so he’s going to say the N word on TV

18. Trump is going to liberate Venezuela of its oil?

19. >I pooped my pants.

20. New concept for another looting scheme on the American public.

21. Pedophile 

22. He’s going to announce that he’s trans and wants to be called Donna from now on.

23. It has been four hours.

24. Some new grift, I bet

25. He’s changing the name of football to trumpball

26. Again?

27. It will be something trivial…like the furniture for the new ballroom

28. Get your Trump Watch , Bible, Sneakers, meme coin, steak, vodka, board game, Trump University diploma….. for a merry Christian Christmas

29. It’s bound to be a pile of shit.

30. A couple of guys did turn themselves to the FBI in as Antifa Field Commanders recently. That, perhaps!?

31. The PGA has announced a new peace prize. Trump
    Is the recipient.

32. These are always something incredibly stupid. Like he will just come and blurt out “I have started WW 3” in some random trooth social post, but he hypes everyone up with these “special announcements in 5 hrs” posts so he can announce that he had tacos for dinner.

33. New NFTs!

34. A new grift?

35. Thinking of something to distract from Epstein?

36. My guess: A war with Albania.

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120885/

37. There’s a new hat color.

38. Anyway here’s Wonderwall…

39. Epstein files or noone cares

40. New alliance with Putin and openly trashing Europe.

41. Immigrants will be so busy flipping coins now they’ll forget to eat the pets of the people living there!

42. So, what did he say?

43. 8 hrs later: nothing happened

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