Asda are selling Sean Bean themed turkey crowns for Christmas this year

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1. Make sure to freeze it now, as for the past three years or so, people have been complaining these Turkeys were off, many days before the end by date.

   [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14225753/shoppers-christmas-turkeys-rotten-sainsburys-tesco-lidl.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14225753/shoppers-christmas-turkeys-rotten-sainsburys-tesco-lidl.html)

2. ?

   Do you have to shoot it with many arrows and wait a stupidly long time for it to die?

3. Lol, aye. They didn’t have to kill them either. They were already dead.

4. https://preview.redd.it/wnxc1vbfjm7g1.jpeg?width=547&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdb7a271813ef9b8e79a6ce2d8af9fdeafd72c5c

5. Very good

6. 3.3 hr cook time 🤣. Jesus.

7. One does not simply walk into Morrisons

8. i swear this gets posted every year

9. One does not simply cook a basted turkey crown. 

10. £28? Christ on a bike

11. A man of a thousand voices. All of them from Sheffield

12. Well played. 

13. ‘keep refrigerated at 2-4°’ seems like a brilliant way to gift food poisoning

14. does the turkey also beat the shit out of its wife??

15. Might be the only ones they have in a minute, I got a phone call yesterday from ASDA saying there’s a nationwide shortage on frozen turkeys, they don’t expect any in the week before christmas and didn’t want me to be disappointed because my delivery is booked for 23rd 🫠

16. Ned Stark’s Basted.

17. £77 in M&S

18. You’re a Basted Jon!

19. Baste

20. But… how though? How can the raw turkey be basted?

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