by cjc1983

18 comments
  1. Cold mornings hit different eels like the duvet is got a stronger grip on me than gravity itself.

  2. Cold mornings hit different it is like Britain Collectively cosplays as a Fridge until the kettle saves us.

  3. But you have a job and you wear a hat and you bring home the bacon, so…

  4. Should’ve covered the windscreen with a giant mirror so they write “mong” on their face instead

  5. Just wanna add: ‘mong’ is probably one of the stupidest insults in Britian. Who the fuck came up with that crap?

    Edit: Okay whoever downvoted me, I’m allowed to dislike British insults. Not all of them are clever and good, some of them are outright shit. Jeez, opinions are allowed.

  6. It’s actually MUNG. Twat couldn’t be bothered to finish the O

  7. You’re a ming, you’re a mong, you’re a meff gone wrong.

    All these years later and I still don’t know what a meff is, but seeing the post unlocked this core memory from childhood.

  8. Mong is an awful derogatory word.

    I think they prefer the term spastic

  9. I’m disabled after suffering a stroke and I find stuff like this highly amusing! Maybe because of my brain injury as my late mother told me
    Sticks and stones may break my bone’s but names will never hurt you! So any of you snowflakes are offended get a sense of humour as I’m not

  10. in the stripped club. straight up “monging it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My car windshield

  11. Oh you’re going straight to Hell for that one 🤨

  12. Absolutely brilliant. Well done. I doff my cap to you sir.

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