I found out where they live and am delivering a card back

I realise on my last post I may have been too vague, leading a lot of people to assume I was in some way offended or seeking attention. I wasn’t, I just thought it was funny and sweet and unusual and wanted to share. I think some people read ‘lesbian’ and made assumptions about my character, which makes me a bit sad. To all the people who messaged me saying ‘lesbians always have to tell you they’re a lesbian🙄’, well, my first post wouldn’t really have made sense if I hadn’t mentioned that.

Anyway, much love, merry Christmas xxx

by Dry_Prune_3210

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  3. George Thorogood & The Destroyers’ lesser known hit single

  4. đŸŽ¶ 
one finger, one thumb, one arm, one leg, one nod of the head, keep moving, we’ll all be happy and bright!đŸŽ¶

  5. Pretty sure this is how most of our neighbours know us 😂

  6. “One man, one woman,
    One ~~life~~ dog to live together,
    Somehow we’ll help each other through the hard times.”

  7. “One man, one woman, one dog” sounds like the type of video on the Internet you best avoid

  9. Did you put anything in the card to give a nod to the fact that you are joking?

    Feels like if taken the wrong way, this could come off as super passive aggressive.
    I think it’s funny, but that’s knowing the background.

  11. One man, one woman, one dog, whoa whoa whoah whoa give me one vision yeah!

  14. Tbf mum used to send “to all at number blah” and sign it from “our names at number 50”. Then they’d send to “our names” and write their names back. She’d pull them out the next year and we’d all know each other’s names

  16. I went back to look at your last post, and you’re correct, it wouldn’t have made much sense if you wasn’t lesbian, so stating it was needed. People seem to be using the same “jokes” about vegans as they do LGBTQ+ people.

    With that out of the way, this is a very sweet interaction and I’m glad you shared it. I also love how 1 dog is mentioned. Beautiful touch

  17. This looks like the cover art to ‘Neighbours’, the eagerly-anticipated debut album from 2025’s most exciting art-pop guitar band, One Man One Woman One Dog. I imagine they sound a bit like Black Country New Road.

  25. Love the update, I hope they get a chuckle out of it

  26. Haha you’re right, the first post wouldn’t have had any context if you hadn’t included the fact you are two women in a relationship. Sorry people were dicks in the comments. I remain unsurprised.

    I love the return card. Hope they find it amusing!

  27. I made a bit of a joke and I’ll be honest I did wonder if it was appropriate, but you made a comment back and it was clear it was all good. Some people find things funny, and some don’t, and that’s fine.

    All the best for Christmas and the new year to you and your other half, too. Hope it’s a good one.

  28. I had this last year “Polish couple with Coco” coco is our dog. We have 3 kids but don’t mind

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