to be fair, I once had to call a customer with this ticket and I called out “next order for Bond, James Bond” and literally no one got it. Turned out the 007 order was held by a croatian who just didn’t get it.
You could have re-enacted that famous scene where Bond and Blofeld have a game of Candy Crush whilst eating Big Macs.
My biggest achievement in life is that I was once 001 in Argos. I’m 40 next year so that should give you a pretty good indication about what else I’ve achieved in life thus far 😂
Milkshake, not stirred please.
How was your meal, James Bond?
Gutting after you had been waiting to respond. I hope that you didn’t burger off with a chip on your shoulder though.
good one I use to test someone’s humour is £50.50 at the petrol station.
if they say it right -> “nah phone a friend please”
I’d give it back. That burger looks stirred not shaken
Being called guest number 66 is such a let down.
That’s genuinely disappointing
I had 000 as an order number and they called my name instead (ordered from app).
I took myself to McDonald today as my kids refused to get out of bed to go to the Christmas markets. I was 001. I was very pleased, both about the number and the lone McDonald’s.
Don’t worry, we are still going to the christmas markets this evening, and ill probably buy them an overpriced hot dog and churros
I once had an order 66 this year
Just be glad you don’t get 67
I think you are meant to give that burger to someones sister
I mean it would have been absolutely badass if you got called order number 007
Hopefully the called the order just before yours at the same time. Ripping good fun, that!
#Bond, James Bond.
“No, Mr Bond, I expect you to FRY.”
Got order number one once. Was well pleased, until I realised they start at zero.
Is that a really big receipt, or a really tiny burger?
McDonald’s: We would never reveal your identity in public, Mr. Bond. Have you caught Hamburglar?
For all of his technical genius, I doubt that even Q could fix the ice cream machine.
If you think anyone has a sense of humor when they work in customer service that isn’t gallows humor, you are in for a shock.
I had to hand an iPad to someone at work last week which I had forgotten to charge. I handed it to him and said “Oh it’s alright. 67% will do won’t it?” and he snort laughed. He’s in his thirties and I naturally said “Oh shut the fuck up!”
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My minds been warped because I thought this was going to be some 6-7 joke
My wife and I keep our receipts when we get 007 or 066
They knew the joke you’d been practicing since you saw your number and decided they didn’t want to hear it
Yeah, they should also do some bingo caller stuff when they call the numbers out. Surprised it’s not been done for tik tok points x
I hope they have a licence to grill.
Tragic!
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My number yesterday. However the gathered youth seemed more excited about the order two before mine
Nevermind the fact they didn’t say 007, I’d be more concerned about that several week old looking abomination of a burger.
Did you tell them to stop getting Bond wrong in your best Alan Partridge accent?
Down my way the staff call it “guest number”, they’ll call “guest number seven” instead of “order number seven” and it gets on my tits.
I am not a number, I am a free man!
Licensed to grill
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Uncultured swineeeeesss!!
to be fair, I once had to call a customer with this ticket and I called out “next order for Bond, James Bond” and literally no one got it. Turned out the 007 order was held by a croatian who just didn’t get it.
You could have re-enacted that famous scene where Bond and Blofeld have a game of Candy Crush whilst eating Big Macs.
My biggest achievement in life is that I was once 001 in Argos. I’m 40 next year so that should give you a pretty good indication about what else I’ve achieved in life thus far 😂
Milkshake, not stirred please.
How was your meal, James Bond?
Gutting after you had been waiting to respond. I hope that you didn’t burger off with a chip on your shoulder though.
good one I use to test someone’s humour is £50.50 at the petrol station.
if they say it right -> “nah phone a friend please”
I’d give it back. That burger looks stirred not shaken
Being called guest number 66 is such a let down.
That’s genuinely disappointing
I had 000 as an order number and they called my name instead (ordered from app).
I took myself to McDonald today as my kids refused to get out of bed to go to the Christmas markets. I was 001. I was very pleased, both about the number and the lone McDonald’s.
Don’t worry, we are still going to the christmas markets this evening, and ill probably buy them an overpriced hot dog and churros
I once had an order 66 this year
Just be glad you don’t get 67
I think you are meant to give that burger to someones sister
https://preview.redd.it/zoe19y080z8g1.png?width=863&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec23700a3cd9f31c1e39b7d5bec3a4fedb1e7879
I got 007 last night😆
I mean it would have been absolutely badass if you got called order number 007
Hopefully the called the order just before yours at the same time. Ripping good fun, that!
#Bond, James Bond.
“No, Mr Bond, I expect you to FRY.”
Got order number one once. Was well pleased, until I realised they start at zero.
Is that a really big receipt, or a really tiny burger?
McDonald’s: We would never reveal your identity in public, Mr. Bond. Have you caught Hamburglar?
For all of his technical genius, I doubt that even Q could fix the ice cream machine.
If you think anyone has a sense of humor when they work in customer service that isn’t gallows humor, you are in for a shock.
I had to hand an iPad to someone at work last week which I had forgotten to charge. I handed it to him and said “Oh it’s alright. 67% will do won’t it?” and he snort laughed. He’s in his thirties and I naturally said “Oh shut the fuck up!”
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