Put a nose cone and guide fins on it and call it missile toast, get a bigger groan with that I reckon
Yes.
It’s only funny AFTER a decade. It’s like my granddad who used to stick a pair of underpants on his head, run into the room and scream “who’s been throwing pants out here?” And blame all the kids threatening to take their presents away.
First time…weird. Second time…time for a doctor visit. Third time…this is very odd.
Fourth time…comic genius.
Are people willing to kiss under that or do you have to butter them up?
Probably was the first time.
Next year don’t put any up and call it Missingtoast.
Yes
The humor is a little dry
It’s funny, and then it’s old, and then it’s classic. It’ll be a classic once you’ve been doing it for 6+ years I reckon.
It gets a slight nose-exhale the first time.
Then it’s tragic and cringe.
But if you keep it up for a decade or two, it’ll come back around.
I can’t explain it but this is radiating r/CasualUK energy.
Depends on what you’re meant to do underneath it?
Yes
I love these wierd little Xmas traditions we generate over the years, if you want to keep your mistletoast, you keep it!!! It’s one of them random things people will remember about u at Christmas time if you keep it up long enough
Needs more missiles. Missiletoast.
No, do you think it’s funny? If yes then it is funny
Absolutely hilariousÂ
Yes
Source: I went ‘ha’
Yes
Happy Festivius I’ll get the aluminium pole
It ranks as ‘Acaster’ on the Yashere-Mortimer comedy scale.
It needs to be baked in the shape of a missile.
Only if your inviting someone new every year to ask “what the fuck is that toast?” Or to just politely contemplate it until the nog hits.
Yes
1st year: it’d get a chuckle
2nd year: it’s a bit stale, isn’t it?
I imagine to a junior admin assistant working at an estate agents in the Rochdale area it would be fucking hilarious.
It would be funnier if you randomly stopped doing it, deny any acknowledgment of mistletoast, then randomly do it again one yer.
No, next question please
No
No
A toe would be funnier. I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon with nail polish
If you have to explain it to people (Which I expect you do) then no.
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what makes the mistle?
For the first five minutes, yes,
“Yearly”, absolutely not.
Put a nose cone and guide fins on it and call it missile toast, get a bigger groan with that I reckon
Yes.
It’s only funny AFTER a decade. It’s like my granddad who used to stick a pair of underpants on his head, run into the room and scream “who’s been throwing pants out here?” And blame all the kids threatening to take their presents away.
First time…weird. Second time…time for a doctor visit. Third time…this is very odd.
Fourth time…comic genius.
Are people willing to kiss under that or do you have to butter them up?
Probably was the first time.
Next year don’t put any up and call it Missingtoast.
Yes
The humor is a little dry
It’s funny, and then it’s old, and then it’s classic. It’ll be a classic once you’ve been doing it for 6+ years I reckon.
It gets a slight nose-exhale the first time.
Then it’s tragic and cringe.
But if you keep it up for a decade or two, it’ll come back around.
I can’t explain it but this is radiating r/CasualUK energy.
Depends on what you’re meant to do underneath it?
Yes
I love these wierd little Xmas traditions we generate over the years, if you want to keep your mistletoast, you keep it!!! It’s one of them random things people will remember about u at Christmas time if you keep it up long enough
Needs more missiles. Missiletoast.
No, do you think it’s funny? If yes then it is funny
Absolutely hilariousÂ
Yes
Source: I went ‘ha’
Yes
Happy Festivius I’ll get the aluminium pole
It ranks as ‘Acaster’ on the Yashere-Mortimer comedy scale.
It needs to be baked in the shape of a missile.
Only if your inviting someone new every year to ask “what the fuck is that toast?” Or to just politely contemplate it until the nog hits.
Yes
1st year: it’d get a chuckle
2nd year: it’s a bit stale, isn’t it?
I imagine to a junior admin assistant working at an estate agents in the Rochdale area it would be fucking hilarious.
It would be funnier if you randomly stopped doing it, deny any acknowledgment of mistletoast, then randomly do it again one yer.
No, next question please
No
No
A toe would be funnier. I can get you a toe by 3 o’clock this afternoon with nail polish
If you have to explain it to people (Which I expect you do) then no.
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