No wonder the polls are as they are…

by Fluffy_Rock_62

42 comments
  1. Every headline lately feels like rejected Black Mirror scripts.

  2. If they managed to fly a microlite from Gaza to Donny then fair play they’ve earned it. 

  3. Sad to see the rise of mass Chuteings in the UK.

  4. Mind you, the idea that Hamas would have a beef specifically with Doncaster, and Doncaster alone, is comedy gold.

  5. Birds eye mums with Birds Eye sons. Beige masses for the masses.

  6. I’m from Doncaster and I can’t help but think… Why would they want Doncaster?

  7. A strong case for why we need ranked choice voters. Letting informed votes go to waste so dumb asses can vote in dumb ass MPs

  8. By definition, 49% of the population is of below average intelligence. As evidenced here.

  9. The press and Facebook have these types so completely paranoid.

  10. I need a license to drive a car, a license to own a firearm, a license to walk a dog and be paid for it, and to drive a minicab. But to have a say in how the country is run, all I need to do it walk 300m on a Thursday and remember my own name.

  11. 😂😂😂😂 surely nobody is this stupid

  12. They’d paraglide in, realise they’re in Doncaster and head straight for the channel

  13. I don’t think the article mentioned that she’s a **woman**. 😤 /s

  14. Its 2025 and I do believe a woman thought and expressed those sentiments..this is where we are as a British society. Just think about that.

  15. Reform and the Daily Hate are obviously doing a fantastic job at spreading the fear.

  16. How do you even reason with people who have been rendered this paranoid and delusional?

    These are the same people claiming to have “legitimate concerns”

  17. More proof that deform voters have the IQ of a sunfish.

  18. One of life’s finer lessons is that the more time you spend observing, the more you start realising how stupidity truly knows no bounds. It’s a miracle we’ve come as far as have

  19. Surely it’s Princess Vultan and his hawkmen saving the planet.

  20. Hamas with their eyes fixed firmly on the Cafe at Brodsworth Hall and Gardens no doubt.

  21. It’s easy to laugh, but first consider that this woman, and the whole country, are being terrorized by the media that’s meant to inform them. She didn’t come up with this fear in a vacuum, it was instilled in her by bad actors. 

    Then laugh

  22. You know, why does education have to be so inaccessible after 18 ? Clearly these people need it

  23. Jebus mary and joseph ive heard it all now look i know people are scared because things are changing and a lot dont like change they listen to the lies being fed but dont tar people searching for safety as all terrorist the men mostly make the journey because its dangerous , brexit directly let to the “boats” do things need to be made fair and better 100% , do we need to identify and deport or imprison people who arent fit to live amonst us 100% extremism is the problem and the upper echloeons of society that is intent on bleeding every last one of us dry and not investing in services and infastructure we need to live a decent life , war and profit comes before people thats the sad reality

  24. Are Hamas notable for hang gliding? More so than other hobbies such as, I dunno, pot-holing, Subbuteo, growing tomatoes in an allotment?

  25. There is no way that can be real fucking LMAO. Maybe she was saying it in sarcastic jest and didn’t mean it literally?

  26. Maybe the headline should be: “Woman from Doncaster is a moron!”

    Not at all catchy, but might make these idiots think twice, or maybe just once.

  27. My latest conspiracy: the media paints the British public as idiots (I don’t actually contest this too much but in General they are not this dumb…at least not the ones I’ve met) so they can rig the elections to suit their own personal gains and blame it on the incompetent public

  28. If Hamas were invading, why would they choose Donny? We should just let them have it at that point

  29. I love the idea that, of all places, Hamas would decide Doncaster was the place to target.

  30. Easily solved, just chase them into Biscuit Billy’s and the invaders would stick to the floor and be easily captured.

  31. This is why I am concerned that deform could actually win a general election. These dumb racist pillocks can’t be trusted

  32. I do genuinely think you should have to pass some sort of test to prove that you’re not a complete idiot before you can vote

  33. Reminds me of the time I reported the attempted invasion of Wolverhampton in 2003 by Al-Qaeda insurgents on Segways. I’d never done mushrooms before and I got off with a caution.

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