Article fails to mention he had a vindaloo and about 10 onion bhajis beforehand, he literally could have killed someone
He needs a better lawyer. How do you prove a fart is deliberate?
How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
How many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, and how many times must the cannonballs fly
Before they’re forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind
The Parp-etrator
Why are the police raising such a stink about this matter?
Guff Justice
“Police strip man down against his will, he farts in response and gets into trouble, the internet posts it for laughs not realizing the deeper problems.”
Showed them the thin brown line
Source Trust me dude…daily is bullshit news
i think is still good as he gets work experience lmaooo
Worth.
Perhaps they caught some fart particles on a strip of tape as evidence?
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Poo dunnit ?
I’d do a half hour of that for him just for the laugh.
Must have whiffed like
I long for the day I can deliberately fart. Like, fart on demand. There are days I can go whole hours without farting and, for that, I feel inadequate.
I suspect the sentence is mostly because they “pleaded guilty to possession of cannabis and to behaving in a threatening or abusive manner by shouting and screaming aggressively, displaying aggressive body language, making a lewd remark towards police and ‘intentionally flatulating’ in the direction of police.”
I swear I read this a while back and the fart was just one thing he did, not the actual reason for the charge
No need to sniff out any leads in this case
How’d you like them apples
Were they undercover officers? If they were it was a ‘Dutch Oven’ crime..
Rank amateur. Didn’t follow through with the job.
The officer made a statement and noted, “the wizards sleeve was like fisting the wind”..
How do you like those apples, pigs?
Idk how you prove it was deliberate 🤣
The hero we need
Worth it 😂
Hero
Bwahahaha
You can’t fart there mate!
Really unfair and unnecessary. He should receive a knighthood for that feat.
“I fart in your general direction!”
If I ever find myself in the situation where I am about to be strip searched, my plan, in its entirety, is to shit myself as violently as possible.
Thou shalt not pass … wind !!
My friends a defence lawyer and part way through a police interview her client lifts his arse towards her, farts and says “smell that bitch”. She also had a guy mime farting at her from the dock when he didn’t get bail
I am brought to mind of a case that may be familiar to law undergraduates everywhere, where a chap “maintained his car” upon a policeman’s foot, and, when asked to move it, was told “fuck off, you can wait”
Legend.
I fart the law and, the law won.
Why 75? Why not 80? Nice round 2 weeks of 40 hours each. 75 is a weird number.
He going to be an absolute legend to his mates
Only 75? How much for solids?
I intervened in a domestic violence incident a little while ago – bloke was beating up his mother and tried to push her down the stairs.
When the cops caught up with him, he deliberately farted on them multiple times, which was caught on bodycam and then played in the court.
Judging by the coppers’ reactions, they were very unpleasant emissions.
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Sounds like a trumped up charge
Article fails to mention he had a vindaloo and about 10 onion bhajis beforehand, he literally could have killed someone
He needs a better lawyer. How do you prove a fart is deliberate?
How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
How many seas must a white dove sail
Before she sleeps in the sand?
Yes, and how many times must the cannonballs fly
Before they’re forever banned?
The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind
The Parp-etrator
Why are the police raising such a stink about this matter?
Guff Justice
“Police strip man down against his will, he farts in response and gets into trouble, the internet posts it for laughs not realizing the deeper problems.”
Showed them the thin brown line
Source Trust me dude…daily is bullshit news
i think is still good as he gets work experience lmaooo
Worth.
Perhaps they caught some fart particles on a strip of tape as evidence?
BLACKPINK in your area
Poo dunnit ?
I’d do a half hour of that for him just for the laugh.
Must have whiffed like
I long for the day I can deliberately fart. Like, fart on demand. There are days I can go whole hours without farting and, for that, I feel inadequate.
I suspect the sentence is mostly because they “pleaded guilty to possession of cannabis and to behaving in a threatening or abusive manner by shouting and screaming aggressively, displaying aggressive body language, making a lewd remark towards police and ‘intentionally flatulating’ in the direction of police.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7486913/Man-ordered-carry-75-hours-unpaid-work-deliberately-farted-police.html
He’s a goddamn hero 😂😂🙌🙌
Chemical warfare
Worth it
Worth it
I swear I read this a while back and the fart was just one thing he did, not the actual reason for the charge
No need to sniff out any leads in this case
How’d you like them apples
Were they undercover officers? If they were it was a ‘Dutch Oven’ crime..
Rank amateur. Didn’t follow through with the job.
The officer made a statement and noted, “the wizards sleeve was like fisting the wind”..
How do you like those apples, pigs?
Idk how you prove it was deliberate 🤣
The hero we need
Worth it 😂
Hero
Bwahahaha
You can’t fart there mate!
Really unfair and unnecessary. He should receive a knighthood for that feat.
“I fart in your general direction!”
If I ever find myself in the situation where I am about to be strip searched, my plan, in its entirety, is to shit myself as violently as possible.
Thou shalt not pass … wind !!
My friends a defence lawyer and part way through a police interview her client lifts his arse towards her, farts and says “smell that bitch”. She also had a guy mime farting at her from the dock when he didn’t get bail
I am brought to mind of a case that may be familiar to law undergraduates everywhere, where a chap “maintained his car” upon a policeman’s foot, and, when asked to move it, was told “fuck off, you can wait”
Legend.
I fart the law and, the law won.
Why 75? Why not 80? Nice round 2 weeks of 40 hours each. 75 is a weird number.
He going to be an absolute legend to his mates
Only 75? How much for solids?
I intervened in a domestic violence incident a little while ago – bloke was beating up his mother and tried to push her down the stairs.
When the cops caught up with him, he deliberately farted on them multiple times, which was caught on bodycam and then played in the court.
Judging by the coppers’ reactions, they were very unpleasant emissions.
Worth it!
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