Chavs, you mean chavs. Also that BMW has 200,000+ miles on it and costs more to keep running than it cost to buyÂ
Missing a baby called Max (or Jack) in a pram that cost more than the car, and a bull terrier. Also more ink.
Saw them in the local gym group today.
Deano’s missus is called Charisse and is almost definitely shagging his mate Smiffy. When Deano finds out from Charisse’s mate Denise who saw her and Smiffy leaving The Feather’s together on Friday night while Deano was on a stag with the lads, he’ll be heartbroken because she was the love of his life but he’ll get over it quickly because he’s actually shagging Denise anyway
I deliver parcels round a new build (Barratt Homes) and I swear every second house is like this, always Callum and Chloe with either a toddler or a french bulldog ordering a new air fryer and whatever else. Honestly they are some of the friendliest people I meet though
It’s usually white a poverty spec de- badged A class no?
Oh and no green grass around the house – just white stones to match the car and teeth.
Ah Tyrone and Mercedes. Such a true meme
I particularly like the camel toe. Nice detail.
Everything in their house is grey, upholstered in grey crushed velvet or mirrored.
Where’s the Frenchie, Luna?
Swap the BMW for a poverty spec Evoque on a three year pcp deal that’ll never see the inside of a service bay and you’ve nailed it.
Tell me you live in Essex without saying you live in Essex
And when you park your snobbiness you realise they are both really sound. He’s polite and helpful and she is positive and friendly.Â
So I dress in full nike tracksuit. Own my council house bought 265k and I’m a chav?
Edit: I also have the beamer but only 83k on the clock 🙄
We don’t. Most of us are just normal looking people who don’t rinse the credit cards for shite. And we don’t really post on socials.Â
Correction: average *Essex* couple
I don’t understand the new build hate, where the hell are people supposed to live?
There’s only finite amounts of housing.
How is it that every other post on Reddit is people complaining about how every young person is skint, can’t find a decent job and will never own a house and then this is the average couple? Something isn’t squaring up.
BMW, semi detached house with Garage? This is WAY ABOVE average
These types of people are why me and my gf feel like the weirdo’s
Essex perhaps. Not Britain in general
Does the average girl have a camel toe as visible as that?
Dog nappers in the area Hun, inbox me, too many snakes here x
A lot of Deanos and Staceys are actually very nice people but there’s four big issues with a lot of them;
1) They are proudly, wilfully ignorant, and view learning anything that doesn’t directly increase their already overbloated salaries as some kind of bizarre cultural practice from a lost civilisation. They’re so averse to diversity of knowledge and culture that they’ve created their own little pocket of anti-culture i.e. a continuous sewer of hyperinsular, cheap entertainment dross so vapid and pointless that one actually becomes less knowledgeable and cultural by engaging with it.
2) They’re sweet as pie to you in day to day life but ruthless to the point of cruelty in a work environment. Give them the barest whiff of professional power and they will use it to clamber over their colleagues, crushing said colleagues’ careers, hopes, and dreams in the process.
3) They have a context only concept of hypocrisy. In their minds telling you you can’t do something is correct, and allowing themselves to do it is also correct, ergo there is no hypocrisy. They perfectly understand hypocrisy when someone is being hypocritical towards them, but when you try and explain how they’re being a hypocrite their eyes glaze over and their brain shuts down. It’s like trying to teach arithmetic to a hamster.
4) They sincerely, truly believe that every problem, no matter how complex, has a one step, silver bullet solution, and when it inevitably turns out it doesn’t, they either consider the problem to no longer be a problem, or they loudly bemoan how everyone else is stupid and thick for not implementing their woefully naive and simplistic ‘solution’*.
Like I said, I don’t mind Deanos and Staceys. For my many, many crimson sins, as a gay man who isn’t a Deano I actually find the Deano look super hot (minus the fake tan), and I’ve generally always had a good time in the company of Deanos and Staceys, but honestly, after about ten minutes I’ve exhausted my knolwedge of former Love Island contestants’ Instagram profiles, and the many available shades of beige and/or grey paint sold at Home Bargains.
They’re not bad people, and I wish them no ill will, but they just exist in a world so alien to me that we may as well be aboriginal people from different continents meeting each other for the first time.
*The exception to this is anything related to their salary, or more accurately side-hustle, for which they’ll blow a King’s Ransom of time, energy, money, and resources to make less of a gain than if they’d just focussed on their actual job.
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Chavs, you mean chavs. Also that BMW has 200,000+ miles on it and costs more to keep running than it cost to buyÂ
Missing a baby called Max (or Jack) in a pram that cost more than the car, and a bull terrier. Also more ink.
Saw them in the local gym group today.
Deano’s missus is called Charisse and is almost definitely shagging his mate Smiffy. When Deano finds out from Charisse’s mate Denise who saw her and Smiffy leaving The Feather’s together on Friday night while Deano was on a stag with the lads, he’ll be heartbroken because she was the love of his life but he’ll get over it quickly because he’s actually shagging Denise anyway
/Itsthecircleoflife
[Deanomania](https://youtu.be/J9n0_5p8XKo?si=PeSphtdQtUzKt0uo)
Meanwhile their children Charice and Hunter-Roux have had their fourth social worker visit of the month.
Fuckin’ Deano always skippin’ leg day
You missed out the blindingly white Turkey teeth that could double as a lighthouse in a storm
I’m personally not a fan but I know who I’d rather spend time with if I was given the choice of a Deano or average UK redditor
https://preview.redd.it/pokf9n8wms9g1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5991733942dca155277c3c12be3fae295351dbb
Another karma farming bot.
I deliver parcels round a new build (Barratt Homes) and I swear every second house is like this, always Callum and Chloe with either a toddler or a french bulldog ordering a new air fryer and whatever else. Honestly they are some of the friendliest people I meet though
It’s usually white a poverty spec de- badged A class no?
Oh and no green grass around the house – just white stones to match the car and teeth.
Ah Tyrone and Mercedes. Such a true meme
I particularly like the camel toe. Nice detail.
Everything in their house is grey, upholstered in grey crushed velvet or mirrored.
Where’s the Frenchie, Luna?
Swap the BMW for a poverty spec Evoque on a three year pcp deal that’ll never see the inside of a service bay and you’ve nailed it.
Tell me you live in Essex without saying you live in Essex
And when you park your snobbiness you realise they are both really sound. He’s polite and helpful and she is positive and friendly.Â
So I dress in full nike tracksuit. Own my council house bought 265k and I’m a chav?
Edit: I also have the beamer but only 83k on the clock 🙄
We don’t. Most of us are just normal looking people who don’t rinse the credit cards for shite. And we don’t really post on socials.Â
Correction: average *Essex* couple
I don’t understand the new build hate, where the hell are people supposed to live?
There’s only finite amounts of housing.
How is it that every other post on Reddit is people complaining about how every young person is skint, can’t find a decent job and will never own a house and then this is the average couple? Something isn’t squaring up.
BMW, semi detached house with Garage? This is WAY ABOVE average
These types of people are why me and my gf feel like the weirdo’s
Essex perhaps. Not Britain in general
Does the average girl have a camel toe as visible as that?
Dog nappers in the area Hun, inbox me, too many snakes here x
A lot of Deanos and Staceys are actually very nice people but there’s four big issues with a lot of them;
1) They are proudly, wilfully ignorant, and view learning anything that doesn’t directly increase their already overbloated salaries as some kind of bizarre cultural practice from a lost civilisation. They’re so averse to diversity of knowledge and culture that they’ve created their own little pocket of anti-culture i.e. a continuous sewer of hyperinsular, cheap entertainment dross so vapid and pointless that one actually becomes less knowledgeable and cultural by engaging with it.
2) They’re sweet as pie to you in day to day life but ruthless to the point of cruelty in a work environment. Give them the barest whiff of professional power and they will use it to clamber over their colleagues, crushing said colleagues’ careers, hopes, and dreams in the process.
3) They have a context only concept of hypocrisy. In their minds telling you you can’t do something is correct, and allowing themselves to do it is also correct, ergo there is no hypocrisy. They perfectly understand hypocrisy when someone is being hypocritical towards them, but when you try and explain how they’re being a hypocrite their eyes glaze over and their brain shuts down. It’s like trying to teach arithmetic to a hamster.
4) They sincerely, truly believe that every problem, no matter how complex, has a one step, silver bullet solution, and when it inevitably turns out it doesn’t, they either consider the problem to no longer be a problem, or they loudly bemoan how everyone else is stupid and thick for not implementing their woefully naive and simplistic ‘solution’*.
Like I said, I don’t mind Deanos and Staceys. For my many, many crimson sins, as a gay man who isn’t a Deano I actually find the Deano look super hot (minus the fake tan), and I’ve generally always had a good time in the company of Deanos and Staceys, but honestly, after about ten minutes I’ve exhausted my knolwedge of former Love Island contestants’ Instagram profiles, and the many available shades of beige and/or grey paint sold at Home Bargains.
They’re not bad people, and I wish them no ill will, but they just exist in a world so alien to me that we may as well be aboriginal people from different continents meeting each other for the first time.
*The exception to this is anything related to their salary, or more accurately side-hustle, for which they’ll blow a King’s Ransom of time, energy, money, and resources to make less of a gain than if they’d just focussed on their actual job.
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