Has anyone here seen a photo of Noel Edmonds’s two melon-sized balls?

by HighWaterSheriff

25 comments
  1. He’s a very odd man but if it keeps him happy …

  2. My uncle developed a minor obsession with spiritual orbs and photographing them after my cousin passed away. It’s a fairly common belief/conspiracy theory, and in the scheme of things a pretty harmless one.

  3. They think they can move? I’m getting the mental image of Noel asking them, and these orbs somehow shrugging despite not having shoulders and being like “dunno, never measured it. 500, 1,000mph maybe?”

  4. Really need someone to add a fact checking note that “Orbs do not come in all shapes and sizes. If they are not spheres, they are not orbs.”

  5. Edmonds is a total wazzock of a guy and I cannot stand him.

  6. Is that what Mr Blobby was all those years?!?

    Starting to make sense now.

  7. Do you think his relatives put him on the Blobby table at family gatherings? I feel like there needs to be a special table (and perhaps a church-style kneeling bench for his melon balls).

  8. This is actually a well documented phenomenon, first described in 1884 by the German paraphysicist Josep Schweddy, from whom the energy orbs take their name.

    Noel does have an unusually large pair of Schweddy Balls though.

  9. How did Noel Edmunds ever get a single job ???

    seriously if I ever turned up to a job interview and started talking this kinda cola juice I’d be perma unemployed !! but Edmunds nah they give him Radio DJ spots (yet he knows feck all about music) he gets TV work…at one time he was the big name on many a music festival/roadshow, got his own series on TV ….mans a fruit loop.

    where as Paul Gambaccini, absolutly knows music, got the history down, the anecdotes genuinly an entertsining authority on pop music and culture…hung out to dry by everyone he’d worked with when he was falsely dragged in to Operstion Yewtree, he was so let down by all of them ( including stonewall) and for the record,totally innocent.

  10. People have always asked me, why do you hate Edmonds? It makes me laugh. Ha! I don’t hate Edmonds. I don’t give a shit about Edmonds. I hate the things he does, sure. I hate the way he behaves. I hate his personality and his appearance. But hate Edmonds himself ? No, sir. Wouldn’t give him the satisfaction.

  11. They only appear on digital photos and, specifically, ones taken with camera phones. It’s to do with the compressed optical lengths required in a wafer thin phone and the internal reflections that sets up. It may also be backscatter from airborn particles close to, or on the surface of the lens.

    Any other explanation is the deranged ramblings of a total wazzock…

  12. I trust no man that has sported a feathered haircut and goatee at some point in his life.

  13. I kinda like that it suits his whole 70s ghost hunter persona.

  14. I’ve not seen his orbs but I’ve seen his baby scan on a T Shirt

  15. He’s really a bit bonkers. Jon Ronson has a section in one of his books where he was behind the scenes on Deal Or No Deal and has pointed out that Edmonds really is quite nuts

  16. and to think some people said Noel Edmonds was an arsehole

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